March 11, 2010

Hey, Deron

Remember that time Beavis called 911 to tell them that Butthead was choking? On chicken? And the 911 operator asked if he’d heimliched the victim? And Beavis said, “Did I lick his rectum? NO WAY! But, like, there was this one time….”?

That was funny.

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  1. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    goddammit I love that show. and yes.

    do the kids today love that show? do they!

  2. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    tacos.

  3. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    look. it’s that dude that’s on the dollar.

  4. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    do you remember the year the cowboys won the super bowl AND mtv had a Beavis and Butthead episode that corresponded with the half time show?

    that was awesome.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Yes. Yes, it was.

    Butthead’s recollection of the theme to Gilligan’s Island:

    No boats, no goats, no motor cars
    Not a single yessiree!

  6. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    I think I scored.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Okay, I have to away for a while. All y’all need to fill this space with lines for when I get back. So I can be happy.

    Burritos for breakfast? Wow! Ugh–mine’s got eggs in it!

  8. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    or when Beavis scolds Bono in a U2 video and tells Butthead his dad (Bono’s dad) should really teach that guy a lesson.

  9. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    fly high, lesbian seagull.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Okay, I’m thinking nobody else is going to play. That’s all right. We can do it all by ourselves.

    Stuck inside during a thunderstorm, watching a PBS documentary about Benjamin Franklin. Butthead’s eyes shoot from the TV to the storm. TV to storm. Finally, he says, “Get the kite, Beavis.”

  11. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I think this particular revery might just be ours.

  12. juju pongo on March 11th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    “I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

  13. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Aha! Another player!

    Butthead, holding a drill: “No pain, no…um…hole.”

  14. Michael Smith on March 11th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    We didn’t have MTV when I was a youngster. I do remember a few episodes, one that took place at a fast food joint and possibly contained the line, “we’re all out of special sauce. Put some more mayonaise in the sun.”

  15. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    That would be Burger World, Michael. Where Beavis scratched his butt with a spatula.

  16. Michael Smith on March 11th, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Thanks Cindy.

  17. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    You’re welcome. It’s why I’m here.

  18. Deron Bauman on March 11th, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Butthead bangs forehead with serving plate: Ow!

    Butthead bangs forehead with serving plate: Ow!

    Butthead bangs forehead with serving plate: Ow!

    Butthead bangs forehead with serving plate: Ow!

    Butthead bangs forehead with serving plate: Ow!

  19. Josh Weichhand on March 11th, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    I think I may have once seen an episode of Daria on VH1?

  20. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    I have never felt so old.

    Like that time B&B were watching a David Byrne video, and Butthead said, “He’s Old.”

  21. Cindy Scroggins on March 11th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Beavis steps on a bug and says it looks like a Junior Mint. “Doesn’t taste like one, though.”

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