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March 22, 2010

In Barnsley I call my house my house, but if I went to visit my cousins Ronald and Harry in north Derbyshire, they would meet me at the gate and invite me into their freshly wallpapered arse.

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Deron Bauman on March 22nd, 2010 at 11:34 am

wow, that’s awesome.

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