March 18, 2010

searching for the house of Ruben Bustes

Daryl, Sheila and I saw something today we think is the setting for a story. Driving through an old Oak Cliff neighborhood, looking for the house of Ruben Bustes (that’s a story in itself), we came across a one story ranch on a corner lot. The back was fenced with low chain link fortified inside with cactus. Inside the yard was another fence, also fortified with cactus, that housed a small dog house. I think that’s all we’ve got. Please tell us what it means.

comments

  1. Lucy on March 18th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Well, obviously, inside the doghouse is another fence, fortified with cactus. You need a tiny tiny person to wear the cloaking device from that post a couple higher up the page from this one, and go in there and find out what the hell happens next.

  2. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    tiny cactus fortified dogs.

  3. Lucy on March 18th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    No no no. You have to go and get the cloaking device and go in there, doggammit.

  4. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    The cacti were those funky-looking prickly pears that the nopales come from.

  5. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Lucy, if you look just over your shoulder you might not see me now.

  6. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Ruben Bustes, man. He had a vision. He inspired a movement. An aesthetic movement.

  7. Lucy on March 18th, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Okay cool. Now go in and negotiate with the tiny little cactus people.

  8. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    An aesthetic movement, pendejos. He didn’t have no time for no tiny little dogs or no tiny little people. Ruben Bustes, he was large. Larger than life.

  9. Lucy on March 18th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Must be hard to be that large. Hard to get health insurance, for starters.

  10. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Luci, chica, Ruben Bustes, he was a force.

  11. Kelsey Parker on March 18th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    This completely explains that row of cactus I spotted in front of a fence in Santa Barbara.

  12. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    That is, like, pure West Coast frontera style, Quelcita. In Texas, the people, they put the cactus on the inside of the fence. It’s a different statement, hija.

  13. Kelsey Parker on March 18th, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    Oh, no. I was supposing that perhaps we’re all inside the Texan fence.

  14. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    cloak of invisibility, bitches.

  15. Lucy on March 18th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    Stand back, sir. My nipples are not for your perusal.

  16. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Y’all bitches live in the doghouse inside the fence inside the fence.

  17. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    invisible!

  18. Daryl Scroggins on March 18th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Oh! I love this thread; sorry for being so late in getting to it. I’ll jump in while the double ropes are still snicking against the pavement.

    The inner fence and cactus for the dog are an arangement that allows sleep. See how the dog frets, dreaming, and then lies still. All walls will be breached, but perhaps only one at a time–allowing a chance to say thank you and goodbye.

  19. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    Dream, dog. Just for a little space.

  20. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    La vida es sueƱo, perro.

  21. Cindy Scroggins on March 18th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Don’t chinga with Ruben Bustes, man.

  22. the house of Ruben Bustes (picture edition), plus cactus : clusterflock on March 19th, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    [...] Sheila and I returned to the scene of the crime. Behold! The house of Ruben Bustes! [...]

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