April 15, 2010

Let’s get something straight

Putting a rabbit in a trance state does not make you a rabbit whisperer. It’s like saying that feeding a feral cat makes you a cat whisperer. Or rubbing the belly of a dog makes you a dog whisperer. Just because most folks don’t know a thing about rabbits does not make you some kind of a phenomenon.

posted by in animals, announcements, how to, stupidity, tips and tricks | * | 12 comments 

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  1. Kelsey Parker on April 15th, 2010 at 11:21 am

    And if I could have categorized this with “rant,” I would’ve.

  2. Michael Smith on April 15th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Tell the truth, are you a rabbit whisperer too? Perhaps you could put on performances just outside the Clusterflock Inn. We could sell tickets and people could see you put crazy, dangerous rabbits into trances.

    There could be other side-show acts too.

    People could get discounts if they order Motherfucker and a show.

  3. Deron Bauman on April 15th, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    I keep trying to figure out how to frame a penis whisperer joke.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on April 15th, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    How many penis whisperers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  5. Dan Jensen on April 15th, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    A penis whisperer walks into a dildo shop…

  6. Deron Bauman on April 15th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    y’all make my life easier.

  7. Rick Neece on April 15th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    A cowboy walks into the Whispering Penis Saloon. The bartender says “what can I do fer ya?” A small voice, from the open fly of the cowboy’s Wranglers sez, “I’d like a sarsaparilla.” The bartender bends over, grows quiet. Whispers to the zipper, “Are you sure? Looks like you’ve had enough already.”

  8. Rick Neece on April 15th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Anyone feel free to “tighten” that up.

  9. Rick Neece on April 15th, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Whispering Pines Saloon with a twist?

  10. Deron Bauman on April 15th, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    that’s a good one, Rick. maybe we can fluff it up a bit, but it’s got good bones. it shouldn’t be too hard to see it rise to its potential. in short, I think it can be big.

  11. Rick Neece on April 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am

    *snort*

  12. Dave Vogt on April 16th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I expected Rick’s story to be on the Donner Party post when I saw it in the sidebar.

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