April 13, 2010

Thurston Moore gives advice

Sassy Magazine was a teen-mag from 1988-1994 that had a column in which Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth gave advice.

Every time something goes wrong and I’m around, I get blamed. Even people I don’t know blame me for things. Blamed in Stratford, CT

Next time someone blames you for something, look ‘em straight in the face I and ask, “How may I correct this situation?” This will startle and dumbfound them. Then go up and kiss them lightly on the cheek and whisper, “No matter what happens, I will always love you.” As you back away, grab your head and scream bloody murder and run like the wind.

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  1. Dave Vogt on April 13th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Good advice.

  2. Andrew Simone on April 13th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Great fucking advice.

  3. Deron Bauman on April 13th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    consider it noted.

  4. Sheila Ryan on April 13th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Sassy always featured great advice. This from Thurston Moore is great, and I still use this great tip they offered involving lip liner.

  5. Deron Bauman on April 13th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    me too!

  6. Michael Lang on April 13th, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    He is my hero

  7. Teresa R. on April 13th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Man, I loved that magazine. I wish I had my old copies.

  8. Cindy Scroggins on April 13th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I read this as Thurston Howell and spent several minutes wondering how I could have missed the connection between Gilligan’s Island and Sonic Youth.

  9. Rick neece on April 13th, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    “Lovey!” (say it with your teeth clenched.)

  10. Kelsey Parker on April 13th, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Hey Andrew, I think I know something you should say to Amanda in her dreams.

  11. Andrew Simone on April 13th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    hehehehe.

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