May 12, 2010
Clusterflock Swear Words
A listing of swear words appearing in clusterflock comments, as of 1:20 pm CDT May 12, 2010.
Fuck 1,514 (includes motherfucker, fucker, fucking, etc.)
Shit 1,071 (includes shitbag, shithole, shitty, etc.)
Damn 970 (includes goddamn, damnation, etc.)
Cock 321 (includes cocksucker, peacock, etc.)
Asshole 168
Bitch 152 (includes son of a bitch, sumbitch, etc.)
Dammit 128
Bastard 92
Cunt 66
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This is the kind of controlled vocabulary post-co Boolean ready validated list that I can get behind.
Cunt.
“Be sure that any terms that show up on the pre-co and post-co list also garner the ‘aboutness’ of the artlcle and pertain to more than one.”
Thank you, Amanda. I knew you’d grasp the science.
What’s with our pitiful use of c-words?
Nobody can say I haven’t done my part.
I’m surprised. I would’ve thought there would have been a lot more of all of them.
Where is the graph?
Rick, I think we must engage in more intelligent discourse than we realize.
Fuck you, Michael Smith. Do your own goddamned graph.
And Rick, I think the numbers are low because (a) I don’t think all of our comments are included in the newer incarnation of the site (Deron or Andrew should know if that’s correct), and (b) I searched only comments, not posts, and (c) I likely missed some creatively spelled words, and (4) multiple uses of the same word in a single comment count only one time.
That last one might account for a lot. Daryl, for instance, tends to say shitbag in threes.
And you left out God.
Cunt, I say — at the risk of a duplicate comment being detected.
It may look as though I’ve already said that, but this time the inflection was different.
Actually, I did God (1,165), as well as Jesus (524). But both were used on occasion in non-swear contexts, so I decided to leave them out unless somebody asked about them.
Fuck you again.
This site is set up to detect inflection.
This site is set up to deflect intention.
This siiite, this siiiite, this sight has seenalotta swears butitsnevahgonnasee another swear like it had with youuu….
Tea-spew.
Should we include other gods too? I mean we’re all for diversity, right?
Of course, by we, I mean Cindy.
Today, the part of Tracy Hinshaw will be played by Michael Smith.
“I did God, as well as Jesus.”
1971, or 1970 maybe it was, I did Ganesh on a futon in this custom van that was all painted with pictures of Shiva and Parvati and Krishna and all.
And Amanda Mae–dayum, you’re funny.
It’s a dream come true!
Tracy has always wanted an actor as fine as myself to play him in a movie.
“The Tracy Hinshaw Story”
Does he wear hats? I imagine him in a cowboy hat. And by that I mean I imagine me wearing a cowboy hat pretending to be him while Cindy swears in the background and finally finishes that damn graph she’s making for us.
And a fancy tie.
I’m proud of us.
As well you should be, Deron. We are your Creation.
blah.
Fuckin’ peacocks.
“includes peacock.”
whoa
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I have to admit all those numbers do seem low. We should have all the comments carried over, but I wonder how well they are indexed.
I’m impressed with the frequency of “dammit” appearing on c-flock. Is this due to our midwestern influences?
Dammit, Vin, it’s hard to say.
Can you do this chart like one of those old mechanical boards that keeps score? You know–so you could write cunt cunt cunt and watch those numbers pile up? That would be good. And maybe we could sometimes have a kind of racetrack commentary going in the background: “Coming up on the outside it’s–Shitbag! Shitbag by a length at the turn for home But Oh-My-it’s Motherfucker on the Outside–Motherfucker, with jockey Joey Cock whipping the shit out of him, driving that dickhead down the stretch….”
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I love this post! I too have created my own list.