May 22, 2010

Help Wanted

Who’s still looking for a job?

I’ll be out at Wild West Town this afternoon if you’d like me to pick up an application.

Donley’s Wild West Town (Union, Illinois) NEEDS YOU!!!!

SUMMER & FALL JOBS AVAILABLE NOW

Now hiring full and part time in all positions with immediate start dates.

ACTORS
PONY HANDLERS
TRAIN ENGINEERS
JANITORIAL
CLERKS
BLACKSMITHS
FOOD SERVERS
ROPERS
TRICK SHOOTERS
GOLD MINERS
MAGICIANS
WHIP CRACKERS
ARTISTS
TOMAHAWK THROWERS

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  1. Sheila Ryan on May 22nd, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Actually, you have to apply in person. I am thinking of applying for one of the gold miner openings.

  2. Daryl Scroggins on May 22nd, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Rapture Ready requirement, I bet.

  3. Rick Neece on May 22nd, 2010 at 11:07 am

    I want to try out for a whip cracker position, or tomahawk thrower, but they’d probably make me a clerk.

  4. Sheila Ryan on May 22nd, 2010 at 11:10 am

    If I can’t be a gold miner, I want to be a whip cracker.

  5. Phil Bebbington on May 22nd, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Handling a pony sounds oddly sexual!

    Sheila, how can I get a green card? Will I need to pretend to be Mexican? If so I will work on my tan and fly to Mexicali.

  6. Sheila Ryan on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Phil, maybe if you take Cindy’s course on “How to be a Mexican”, you can come to Union, Illinois and pretend to be a Mexican at Wild West Town. Or get a job bussing tables at the Old West Steakhouse.

  7. Kathy Hilen-Smith on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Shit fire! I can handle ponies and throw tomahawks! Who knew there’d be a living in it?

  8. Sheila Ryan on May 22nd, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Y’all? Guess what? I’m really having fun here at Wild West Town.

  9. Andrew Simone on May 22nd, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Have you met any Ropers yet?

  10. Kathy Hilen-Smith on May 22nd, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Ya know, I bought one of these a few years ago so I could to this. Thing is, I never got around to it. I gotta tell ya though, the gun rocks. It’s an old style cowboy blow a huge whole shooter.

    I can throw tomahawks too.

    Hell, I throw all kinds of shit.

  11. Cece on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    I definitely took you for a tomahawk thrower, Shelia, no contest.

    A buddy of my son’s learned blacksmithing at a summer camp in Maine a couple of years ago. His mother had a time talking his handiwork through security at the Boston airport.

  12. Rick Neece on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Cowboy Mounted Shooting Association. Is that “cowboy, mounted shooting?” Or “cowboy-mounted shooting?”

  13. Daryl Scroggins on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    No donkey handlers?

  14. Kathy Hilen-Smith on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Shoot, once you mount a cowboy you never look back.

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