Last night, Andrew Simone and I had to dispose of a body. We did a pretty good job of it, burying the corpse next to a fence and covering it with railroad ties. I wrote about our accomplishment on Clusterflock, before realizing that our real names were attached to the post and might tip off the authorities. (Do cops read Clusterflock?)
After discovering that I couldn’t delete the post, there were frantic emails to Deron all night, asking him to remove it for me. Or change the author to Christopher Walken.