June 24, 2010

Ask clusterflock

In my work, we discuss “culture” as comprising the values and norms of an organization. How would you describe the culture of clusterflock?

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on June 24th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    I would consult a Peeps expert.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on June 24th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    We don’t believe in values or norms.

  3. Joseph Logan on June 24th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    That is a norm, Cindy.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on June 24th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    I don’t believe you.

  5. Doc on June 24th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    contrary…except when not.

  6. Sheila Ryan on June 24th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    We only got one rule around here, and that’s “no hittin’ in the face”.

    Interesting question, Joseph. I’m trying to think seriously, as it’s kind of a hard one, too.

    What holds us together? I don’t know.

  7. Deron Bauman on June 24th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Randy Taylor.

  8. Sheila Ryan on June 24th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Arbiter of our values and norms.

  9. Sheila Ryan on June 24th, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    The culture of clusterflock:

    “You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man!”

    followed by

    “Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

  10. Deron Bauman on June 24th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    two words. ferret.

  11. Sheila Ryan on June 24th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Or, as Phil Wells put it in his Dudesong:

    The two men stood there stiff against the wind
    When Walter raised his arms and leaned he in.
    Still dazed, he held his friend in an embrace
    And said, “Ah, fuck it,” screwing up his face.
    Stuck with this guy, resigned to keep his friend,
    Exasperated, Dude picked up his hand
    And clapped it on the broad of Walter’s back,
    Surrendering to end the hug/attack.
    Thus Walter let him go with a withdrawal
    And offered “Let’s go bowling,” to his pal.

  12. Joseph Logan on June 24th, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    Forgot to mention that groups tend to be uncomfortable with this question, usually defusing it with humor at first.

  13. Deron Bauman on June 24th, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    that’s one way to interpret it.

  14. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 7:35 am

    Didn’t say “this group”; just “groups”.

    Sheila, forgot to address your thought at June 24th, 2010 at 7:19 pm (“I’m trying to think seriously, as it’s kind of a hard one, too.”).

    That’s what she said.

  15. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 7:47 am

    We’re not defensive, Joseph. We’re just blowing you off.

  16. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Hmmm, Cindy. I didn’t intense “defensive”, just “defusing”, and about groups in general. Very interesting.

    “blowing off” can also be a norm.

  17. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 8:35 am

    “intend”

  18. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 8:53 am

    I’m a blowing norm.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Or, I’m a-blowing Norm.

  20. Deron Bauman on June 25th, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Randy Taylor.

  21. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Intense.

  22. Josh Weichhand on June 25th, 2010 at 9:03 am

    This has been one of the more enjoyable threads in my tenure.

    Cindy made me inhale my coffee.

  23. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 9:03 am

    Ah, fuck it. I’ll go back to “your mom” jokes.

  24. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 9:19 am

    You’re just jealous because you didn’t make Josh inhale his coffee.

    It’s okay, Joseph. They can’t all be winners.

  25. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2010 at 9:44 am

    And would you believe it? It’s still hard.

  26. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 10:08 am

    “They can’t all be winners.”

    What would a post that’s a winner look like?

  27. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    See Sheila Ryan for examples.

  28. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 10:25 am

    bada-bing, Sheila!

    Actually, Joseph, I just like to say that “can’t all be winners” line. It’s from Bad Santa. He has rifled the kid’s advent calendar for chocolates, then feels bad and crudely tapes it back up, filling the empty spots with aspirin and candy corn and such. When the kid opens it the next day and looks shocked and disappointed, Bad Santa says, “They can’t all be winners, kid.”

    Yet another example of Cindy using others to amuse herself. It’s a norm, I guess.

  29. Joseph Logan on June 25th, 2010 at 10:35 am

    Ah. Alas, I didn’t see Bad Santa. Just saw Mr. Woodcock, though.

    “I’m famous for my meat.”

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