June 3, 2010

Bloodbath.

An obscene number of people lost their jobs at my hospital today in Denver. It has been an awful scene to witness.

Among the victims is a dear friend, and I’m crushed. As she is a die-hard Van Halen fan, I feel the most appropriate response is to post a few awful lines and a sweet pic from the boys.

You better call me a doctor.
Feelin’ no pain.
Overloaded, down the drain.
Somebody get me a doctor.
You better call up the ambuance, I’m deep in shock.
Overloaded, baby, I can hardly walk.
Somebody get me a doctor.

posted by in anger, assholes, business, economics, friends, health, music | * | 9 comments 

comments

  1. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Ronya, is that you? I’m so, so sorry to hear this.

    Also, I fucking hate Van Halen.

  2. Christopher Walken on June 3rd, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    ja it’s me…thanks Cindy. I fucking hate them too- and I have always been a fan of grown men in tight little pants.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Ronya, won’t you please become an official flocker? We need you here!

  4. Michael Smith on June 3rd, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Yes, why doesn’t Ronya have a log in?

  5. Deron Bauman on June 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    it has been offered.

  6. Danny on June 3rd, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Sorry about the hospital drama, hon.

    Also sorry about the cod-piece. My-oh-my.

  7. Kelsey Parker on June 3rd, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    I’m not much of a fan of Van Halen but I’m such a fan of you, Ronya, that I’ll support this message. And say, I’m so sorry for your tough day.

  8. ronya on June 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Thanks all for the kind words. Nothing would please me more than to flock off with you nutjobs. I think I mentioned at some point (fuzzy head due to Johnny Walker?? That bastard) that I have some exposure issues to consider with my job- an especially risky proposition with all the fucked up shit sloshing about in my warped little mind. I’ll do some thinking on this. You flatter me unnecessarily.

    p.s. Kelsey I totes love you way more than Eddie Van Halen’s and David Lee Roth’s codpieces combined!

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