June 25, 2010

from the comments

Cindy S.:

Here’s Randy Taylor’s haiku:

Tennis in England.
Six hundred pound a pussies.
Pass me the sausage.

comments

  1. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    I had a dream last night about Randy Taylor. Dave and I were trying to get out of Detroit because the State Fair that had been held there put too much of a strain on the grid and a nuclear plant was about to blow, so we hitched a ride with my brother-in-law who was Randy Taylor, but he was mad because he was driving a van instead of a truck. At one point Dave and I stopped at a place that said they had fried pies, and he was curious to taste one, but they weren’t real fried pies, they were round.

    Honest to god.

  2. Deron Bauman on June 25th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    makes sense.

  3. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Oh…I have my complaint all scripted out – but I’m not sure my dramatic reading does it justice. I need to hire me an actor.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    I’m available, and I’m cheap.

    Huh. Huh-huh.

  5. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    I also have a pocket full of scrap papers all ready for fiction.

  6. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    What accents can you do?

  7. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    Do you know who you’re talking to, Michael? What accents can’t I do?

  8. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    You’re right, for what I have in mind, a non-accent seems best.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    As an actor and a scientist, I think you should let me be the judge of that.

  10. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I thought Dave was the scientist.

  11. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Dave is a scientist, but I am also a scientist. And an actor.

  12. Deron Bauman on June 25th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Randy Taylor.

  13. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Due to spoilers I’m going to have to end the interview now. You’ll hear back from us in 6 to 8 weeks. Or you won’t.

  14. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Deron, did Michael just tell me I didn’t get the job?

  15. Deron Bauman on June 25th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Cindy, you’ve been great. thanks for coming in.

  16. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    ok

  17. Michael Smith on June 25th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    At this time no decisions have been made. We will let you know if you are selected for the position.

  18. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    ok

    thank

    you

  19. Daryl Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    This Randy. You don’t have Cindy for the job you got squat. Cindy can talk like everywhere talks, whoever tha place may be.

  20. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    There, you see. IT’S YOUR LOSS, BUSTERS.

  21. Dave Vogt on June 25th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Six hundred pounds is way too much to pay for 12oz of sausage.

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