the ejaculation story

I went to a very small and strange college that happened to have a large homeschooled population. Good folks, though they were, these farm-bred, Midwestern kids seemed to have learned their vocabulary from Victorian Era novels. This would afford me the luxury of hearing all sorts of fantastically archaic phrases during a seminar. For instance: “I would like to ejaculate something onto the table….”

True story.

8 thoughts on “the ejaculation story

  1. Andrew Simone Post author

    That one particular phrase was recounted to me by another fellow, but there isn’t a single person who attended my school that doesn’t have a few of these.

  2. Rick Neece

    Andrew said seminar.

    Do the words seminar and semen cum from the same latin (or greek?) root?

  3. Daryl Scroggins

    Fundamentalists will whip a kid for reading Song of Solomon with extra-biblical curiosity. According to them, you have to know what you are going to find before you read the Bible.

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