June 17, 2010

The Ross Sisters — Solid Potato Salad

I’m not quite sure how to set this up, because I understand the social context not a whit, but it manages, for me, to hit a sweet spot of amazing, hilarious, creepy, and boner inducing. I’ll get back to you with a Venn Diagram.

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  1. Daryl Scroggins on June 17th, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Makes you want to go to war.

  2. Phil Bebbington on June 17th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    This is wonderful! I’m not a greedy person, I’d like just one of them to play with.

  3. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    That really took off once the acrobatics commenced.

    Solid potato salad.

  4. India on June 17th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    I have a feeling “solid potato salad” is a euphemism/translation for surra de bunda.

  5. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    One would probably keep you pretty well occupied, Phil.

  6. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    It could be fun up there in the hay loft, I expect, but those moments when the action shifts into the final scene of Freaks . . . I dunno.

  7. Daryl Scroggins on June 17th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    nice face placement in the wheel thing at the end

  8. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    Calm the fuck down, Daryl.

  9. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    A boatload of brandy might be calming. Daryl and Deron and Phil could share. The brandy.

  10. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    do we have to share? the brandy.

  11. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Well, there are three Ross sisters, so you go figure.

    Wonder if they were really sisters.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    I kept trying to track the middle one like it was a shell game.

  13. this just in : clusterflock on June 17th, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    [...] Now back to whatever you were doing. [...]

  14. Daryl Scroggins on June 17th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Oh they’re robots.

  15. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Sure, but so long as they don’t break down?

  16. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    I am now kinda depressed to learn that the late Lena Horne was in this 1944 film (Broadway Rhythm). She played a character named Fernway de la Fer.

  17. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    “I met Lena Horne in 1943 when I was assigned to write a song for her to sing in ‘Broadway Rhythm,’ ” [songwriter Hugh] Martin, 95, wrote in an e-mail interview Monday. “I wrote ‘Love,’ and someone suggested that it was too good to waste on ‘Broadway Rhythm’, so I held it back and wrote ‘Brazilian Boogie’ instead. She performed this brilliantly.”

    Lucky Lena Horne. All that — plus appearing with the Ross Sisters.

    Still, she got to sing “Love” in “Ziegfield Follies”.

  18. Rick Neece on June 17th, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    I didn’t watch this at work on purpose. Given the title, and the initial image, I really thought there’d be cake farts, or worse, before it was over. I was on the edge of my seat ready to scream. I mean the scream was live at the back of my throat. I’m relieved. And ever so slightly…disappointed.

  19. Kelsey Parker on June 17th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    Heck, even I have a boner now.

  20. Dave Vogt on June 17th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Where’s the Venn Diagram. That’s what’ll give me a boner.

  21. ronya on June 17th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Jesus H. Christ. The only thing that would possibly make this even creepier (and more boner-inducing) would be to see some donkey-fucking goings-on in that barn.

  22. Michael Lang on June 17th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    Holy crap, I almost expected one of them to contorsionist walk right out of the computer screen and start devouring my flesh. I expect to have some titillating nightmares.

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