July 13, 2010
100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
This is real good. Here’s a list of all the movies.
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- Sheila Ryan: Oowh, my stomach!
- Robert Ledgerwood: I’ve been keeping my spirits up for the last couple days with the first four minutes of...
- Kelsey Parker: Whew, that fable made me sad.
- Sheila Ryan: Y’all, that goat’s still a-runnin’. I checked.
- Sheila Ryan: My new meditation: Two hours: Goat. Two minutes: Sheep. Two hours: Deron. Two minutes: Sheep. Repeat...
- Sheila Ryan: I am definitely getting to that point.
- Cindy Scroggins: If you watch this enough times, it begins to change. Like that running goat.
- Sheila Ryan: It will be wildly successful.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll create an app.
- Sheila Ryan: I know I want it on my phone.
- Deron Bauman: if I can get all of it off of my phone, I’ll upload the whole thing.
- Cindy Scroggins: Can you email another chunk? Or is this all we get to see? If this were a series, I would watch it.
- Cindy Scroggins: It’s just getting better and better. Thank you, Amanda Mae.
- Cindy Scroggins: It’s too funny. I’m gonna watch it again.
- Sheila Ryan: I’m just sitting here laughing all by myself, and I don’t care who hears me.
Three from Glengarry Glen Ross.
“You’re an inanimate fucking object!”
But nothing from Female Trouble.
True, nothing From Female Trouble. Alas.
I can’t watch this just now, but I notice that there are two from In Bruges. What’s the other one?
I hope it has something to do with the cunt fucking kids.
The other one from In Bruges: “You’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now. You’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe you’ll have some more cunt kids.”
I have a feeling something will be missing from my life until I see In Bruges.
There’s a reason it was nominated for Best Original Screenplay.
Everyone should see it. It is an amazing film.
These compilations just naturally trigger the “How could he have left out . . . ?” response, so I’ll ask, “How could he have left out any one of a number of exchanges from Withnail and I?”
Such as:
“You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you’re doing it.”
“No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.”
Lovely. Could use a smidgen of Malcolm Tucker from “In the Loop”:
“Within your ‘purview’? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock! “
The other one from In Bruges: “You’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now. You’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe you’ll have some more cunt kids.”
Thanks, kiddo. And just after Brendan Gleason says this to Ralph Fiennes, Fiennes says he has no business bringing his cunt fucking kids into it. “That’s over board, Mate!”
Yeah I know, unfortunately you c*nt whore! I hope she doesn’t turn out like you!
Oh, wait, that’s not from a movie–that’s just Mel Gibson talking to his girlfriend.