July 31, 2010
dear clusterflock
Unlikely crushes.
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Matthew Gray Gubler.
Ira Glass. Ohhh man.
laura linney, although she is getting a bit too old for me now.
Flo. Ellen Feiss. J. Smith-Cameron.
In my early teens I harbored indistinct but intense dreams of saving Petula Clark and/or Julie Andrews from ruffians.
Oh–you mean, like, right now. Okay: Meg White. I just get all queasy when she turns her head that way while she’s playing the drums.
As a teenager–Roddy McDowall.
Presently (need I say it?)–Bill Murray. Though “crush” is too weak a word.
Nobody famous, that I can think of. A couple of professors, more than one lesbian (both witting and unwitting), and on two occasions supervisors.
Christina Ricci, but, specifically in Buffalo 66.
oh. that’s a good one, Phil.
Thanks, Deron. Very specific I know – I like things right. Damn, I need to get that DVD out.
Equally, I only want Uma Thurman in Pulp fiction – it’s the dark hair.
I liked her in Dangerous Liaisons, but that doesn’t seem unlikely.
Nah, I’m picky. She has to have dark hair or she is nothing to me!
oh! how could I have forgotten my super numero uno number one favorite: Aubrey Plaza / April Ludgate.
Michele Norris and Melissa Block.
not bad. all things considered.
This Liz…
Oh, shit, Doc. Good luck getting any work done with that on the wall bearing down on you.
unlikely.
I also forgot an old crush that lasted a long time: Olivia Hussey.
P.S.–this was when I was in my late teens.
the unlikely Liz thing started with black beauty and didn’t let up for years.
Remember the cartoon with the spats-wearing wolf whose eyes would suddenly reach into the street?
wasn’t he a character in betty boop reels?
Doc that photo’s so gorgeous I think even I have a (VERY unlikely) crush on it.
Ok, people. I’m late to the party, but do y’all know how many billions of people have pulled on their dicks to (the young) LIZ TAYLOR?
This is about UNLIKELY crushes. An unlikely crush would be if I had a crush on the old and fat Liz Taylor, specifically wanting to get off watching Bubbles do her from behind with a silver strap-on.
Let’s try again.
Here’s one of mine: John Oliver from the Daily Show.
Awesome picture you paint with words, Amy.
I figured my were unlikely because up until very recently I didn’t even know what either Ms. Norris or Block even looked like. Doesn’t matter. They could just read me selections from the Poughkeepsie yellow pages and I’d still in heaven.
Is it unlikely for a guy to have a legitimate crush on a lesbian?
Yes, Dave. I think that’s unlikely. So is Ms. Norris and Ms. Block. It was really just Liz Taylor that is not unlikely.
I read somewhere that Johnny Depp has a crush on the old, fat Liz Taylor. That makes me happy.
I’ll drink to that.
oh. amy, i misunderstood. i thought we were talking about it being unlikely liz having a crush on me. not impossible, mind. just unlikely.
The whole female cast of Hee Haw. The unlikely ones I guess are Roni Stoneman and Lulu Roman. Something about all that gingham, I think.
Back in the wayback days, my two best friends had crushes on Frank Sutton — Sgt. Carter of “Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.”
I do have a soft spot for Lois off of family guy
You guys and your unlikely crushes on cute and likeable people. My unlikely crush that makes everyone cringe in horror is Pete Campbell on Mad Men.
Also, Max Von Sydow in Flash Gordon and Hannah and Her Sisers.
Ming the Make-Out-able!!!!