posted by Andrew Simone in advice, anger, animals, calm the fuck down | * | 11 comments
I’m a wet owl right now about Freddy. he’s home again unannounced and I’m about to lay down the law.
Do it like an owl, Amanda. And in all caps.
yes, ALL CAPS.
ALL CAPS LIKE AN OWL WOULD DO IT.
LIKE A WET, ALL CAPS, OWL.
But without all those commas.
DON’T GET BOILED AS AN OWL. JUST LAY DOWN THE LAW LIKE A WISE OLD WET OWL.
I DID IT!
There were _words_.
GOOD. FOR. YOU.