July 29, 2010

from the moderated comments

Yuh killed HELLA Peacoks for tht sweater yuh damn killer! I freqquin hate iht

yuh are a BITCH FOR DUIN THAT TO A Peacok

im with ashley yuh killed iht if yuh dnt aprove dis comment ill now yuh guys r some cowards

were the fuck r ashleys comment yuh big fat ********

yuh think yuh r the king well think again! yuh are an animal murderer! thts wat yuh r!

and Andrew Simmons instead of killing animals for there beauty find something else to do cause im pretty sure yuh dont have beauty

haha dancin freak is hella right aprove all these comments yuh thang!

yuh dnt deserve to be called a human yuh are a disgrace to human race and i bet tht all these dodo heads gt paid to say sometin good!

Update: moderated comment from the comments of the from the moderated comments post:

I have gonorrhea and herpes.

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    damn you, Andrew Simmons!

  2. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Whew! Yeah, that Andrew Simmons needs to find something else to do.

    Damn. The mind is reeling.

  3. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Say, Deron, do all the other dodo heads gt paid to say sometin good? I want my share!

  4. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    it looks like you and Cindy and Rick do. I want my cut.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    yuh honk

  6. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    yuh think yuh r the king well think again!

  7. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    I’m looking forward to Andrew’s response.

  8. Michael Smith on July 29th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    It’s a well known fact that Andrew Simmons hates a peacock. And I’m with sheila, why haven’t I been included on this “gt paid to say sometin good” gig?

  9. Aaron Winslow on July 29th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    F**** a peacook! Im w/ Smimmons o n that fo sure! Peacooks are famouz for bein bitchez!!!!

  10. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    you’ll have to write ashley, or dancin freak, or monstrsinger and find out.

  11. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I could forward her your address?

  12. Michael Smith on July 29th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Ashley is in charge of the “gt paid to say sometin good” department?

  13. Michael Smith on July 29th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    at what point do misspellings become art? I ask because I’m diggin’ on freqquin.

    I wonder if this guy posts comments on the PETA files website.

  14. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
  15. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Michael, that’s what she implied. let me know what you hear, okay?

  16. walt on July 29th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Is Andrew Simmons related to Gene Simmons of Kiss? Cuz that’d be cool.

  17. Jesse James on July 29th, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Wonder how all these peacock lovers feel about beef and chicken and pork.

  18. Deron Bauman on July 30th, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Andrew Simmons, your silence is deafening on this important issue, Andrew Simmons.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on July 30th, 2010 at 9:04 am

    Since I get paid a lot to write here, I feel the need to point out that peacocks molt their tail feathers annually. So, unless some feller got his pecker stuck in the sewing machine, no cocks were harmed in the making of the cape in question.

  20. Sheila Ryan on July 30th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    You mean Andrew Simmons did not personally slaughter a HELLA peacocks?

  21. Deron Bauman on July 30th, 2010 at 9:10 am

    I saw him do it with my own hands!

  22. Cindy Scroggins on July 30th, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Now that I think of it, I guess I can’t know that Andrew Simmons didn’t kill hella peacocks–for the cape or perhaps for dinner. I mean, what do I know of the mind and actions of Andrew Simmons? What can we really know of one another? All we are is dust in the wind.

  23. Michael Smith on July 30th, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Andrew Simmons bit the head off one peacock before removing its tail feathers and making a cloak. I saw it on youtube.

  24. Deron Bauman on July 30th, 2010 at 9:17 am

    I saw him piss on the Alamo.

  25. Andrew Simone on July 30th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    I actually met Mr. Simmons once. Nice guy, but a real ugly son of a bitch. So, I guess the comment was on the mark there.

  26. Dave Vogt on July 30th, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Gonorrhea is curable, man. There’s no reason to keep on havin’ that shit.

    Not that I ever have. Just sayin’.

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