July 23, 2010

“If you find that your opossum gets restless during this procedure, give it a grape.”

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    as well as the hoary face.

  2. Deron Bauman on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    oh, she just loves that.

  3. Daryl Scroggins on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Does she have information about a beaver?

  4. Deron Bauman on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I prefer natural colors when it comes to wildlife.

  5. Daryl Scroggins on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    didn’t want the grape

  6. Deron Bauman on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    the feet are the foundation of the opossum.

  7. Daryl Scroggins on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Do not put false fingenails on a possum. No. No.

  8. Amanda Mae Meyncke on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    I did this to a cat the other day. Sort of. Put claw-covers on its wee claws.

  9. Cory M on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    You mean kitten mittens?

  10. Amanda Mae Meyncke on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Cory stop trying to be my best friend.

  11. Amanda Mae Meyncke on July 23rd, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    (as in, don’t stop.)

  12. Barry on July 23rd, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    I can’t discern sincerity from parody anymore.

  13. Andrew Simone on July 23rd, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    I here that, Barry. This is what hit that same truth home for me.

  14. Rick Neece on July 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Amae. “Please don’t, stop. Please, don’t stop.”

  15. Aaron Winslow on July 24th, 2010 at 7:22 am

    It’s not just that I can’t distinguish sincerity and parody anymore (which I can’t). And it’s not that I really need to (they happen at the same time all the time). For me, it’s the fact that I can’t even conceive of what she may be parodying and/or being sincere about. I feel like the first time I ate Pop Rocks… is it food? Am I scared?

  16. Mike Carpenter on July 24th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I think some seniors are loosing there grip more than others

  17. B. Cakes on July 26th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    The grape wasn’t enough to return the opossum’s will to live.

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