July 16, 2010
VpGB
The Vibration-powered Generating Battery, just shake for more juice. Why this hasn’t existed sooner is beyond me.
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put it in your vibrator.
“Why? Shake your ass off all you gets a little bulb.”
Bend over lemme see you shake a tailfeather!
Just shake for more juice!
If I wanna shake I don’t need no goddamn battery. It’s like that dumbass SOLAR POWER–you think it’s free power until you burn up out there gettin it.
I want to shake, goddammit!
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