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August 14, 2010

Tin Man arrested in Times Square screwdriver stabbing.

posted by Mike Dresser in cities, crime | * | 3 comments

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Terence on August 14th, 2010 at 11:13 am

Two years hence: Crime- and security-minded mayoral candidate vows to clear out street performers and tourists from Times Square and return it to its gritty and authentic heyday, wins election, enjoys broad bipartisan support until future embarrassing presidential campaign.
Deron Bauman on August 14th, 2010 at 12:31 pm

it’s hard out here for a pimp.
Amy Mabli on August 14th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

You don’t fuck with a man who doesn’t have a heart.

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