Tin Man arrested in Times Square screwdriver stabbing.
posted by Mike Dresser in cities, crime | * | 3 comments
Two years hence: Crime- and security-minded mayoral candidate vows to clear out street performers and tourists from Times Square and return it to its gritty and authentic heyday, wins election, enjoys broad bipartisan support until future embarrassing presidential campaign.
it’s hard out here for a pimp.
You don’t fuck with a man who doesn’t have a heart.