August 30, 2010

things I hadn’t posted

Would-be purse snatcher thwarted by his own photobomb

Smile! Aerial images being used to enforce laws

Sloth and Gluttony Hard to Shake Even For the Healthy

Russian man dies in searing heat at sauna contest

Pioneering woman high school football coach suffers setback

Personality Set for Life By 1st Grade, Study Suggests

Ovulating women buy sexier clothing: study

comments

  1. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 8:59 am

    “You look hot today, are you ovulating?”

  2. Lauren Stephenson on August 30th, 2010 at 9:39 am

    You’ve been like this since first grade, haven’t you, Michael?

  3. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 10:05 am

    I’m not positive, but I have a feeling I didn’t know what “ovulating” was in the 1st grade.

  4. Lauren Stephenson on August 30th, 2010 at 10:25 am

    I mean your delightful humor. But I bet you had the sweetest pick up lines on the playground.

  5. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 10:28 am

    “Is that a dodgeball in your blouse?”

  6. Lauren Stephenson on August 30th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    “Excuse me, miss, but you smell like applesauce and dirt. It’s intoxicating.”

  7. Kelsey Parker on August 30th, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Oh so that’s why I’m single. I haven’t been timing my clothes-shopping with my menstruation cycle. Well, cool! These are things I can fix.

  8. Cindy Scroggins on August 30th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Is that grape jelly on your shirt, or are you just excited to see me?

    wait

  9. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Hey, do you happen to have a band-aid? I scraped my knee up pretty badly when I fell while chasing you around the playground in an attempt to pull your hair.

  10. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Those saddle shoes really accentuate the shapelessness of your lower leg.

  11. Cindy Scroggins on August 30th, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Hey, Michael, I’m getting my training wheels taken off this weekend.

  12. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 11:39 am

    My mom said that might be a euphemism for something…bad…whatever that means.

  13. Michael Smith on August 30th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Lunch Lady, one chocolate milk, two straws, please.

  14. Cindy Scroggins on August 30th, 2010 at 11:51 am

    tee-hee