I was going to say cat, but I have consulted the judges, and not only will they accept kitten but they might even find it superior. I still have one more.
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Me.
No. Not really. I have to think on this.
I can think of two, but I can’t decide which is the most diminished.
Is one of them a kitten? I vote kitten.
I was going to say cat, but I have consulted the judges, and not only will they accept kitten but they might even find it superior. I still have one more.
Me?
nope.
Ferret? Weasel? Stoat?
Badger?
Monkey? Squirrel?
I was thinking chicken.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a wet chicken.
humiliated.
I think we should conduct experiments.
that’s the spirit.
Opossum.
nice.
practically a cat.
Your opossum is impervious to humiliation, Michael.
troy polamalu.
god damn, Smith. on a roll.
An owl?
Me? (Okay, I’ll stop. I promise.)
Poodle
For dogs, I tend to think Chow or Pomeranian. Persian cats. Livestock get wet all the time so they’re right out.
Oh shit! Chinchillas!
Is a Pomeranian really any different than Troy Polamalu?
On a side note, there are few things better than a 2 year-old trying to say “chinchilla.’
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