September 30, 2010

dear clusterflock

What animal looks the most humiliated when wet?

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Me.

    No. Not really. I have to think on this.

  2. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    I can think of two, but I can’t decide which is the most diminished.

  3. Luke on September 30th, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Is one of them a kitten? I vote kitten.

  4. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    I was going to say cat, but I have consulted the judges, and not only will they accept kitten but they might even find it superior. I still have one more.

  5. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Me?

  6. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    nope.

  7. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Ferret? Weasel? Stoat?

  8. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    Badger?

  9. Luke on September 30th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Monkey? Squirrel?

  10. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    I was thinking chicken.

  11. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a wet chicken.

  12. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    humiliated.

  13. Luke on September 30th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    I think we should conduct experiments.

  14. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    that’s the spirit.

  15. Michael Smith on September 30th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Opossum.

  16. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    nice.

  17. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    practically a cat.

  18. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Your opossum is impervious to humiliation, Michael.

  19. Michael Smith on September 30th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    troy polamalu.

  20. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    god damn, Smith. on a roll.

  21. Andrew Simone on October 1st, 2010 at 12:53 am
  22. Sheila Ryan on October 1st, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Me? (Okay, I’ll stop. I promise.)

  23. Rolo on October 1st, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Poodle

  24. Dave Vogt on October 1st, 2010 at 6:19 am

    For dogs, I tend to think Chow or Pomeranian. Persian cats. Livestock get wet all the time so they’re right out.

    Oh shit! Chinchillas!

  25. Michael Smith on October 1st, 2010 at 7:20 am

    Is a Pomeranian really any different than Troy Polamalu?

  26. Michael Smith on October 1st, 2010 at 7:21 am

    On a side note, there are few things better than a 2 year-old trying to say “chinchilla.’

  27. from the comments | clusterflock on October 1st, 2010 at 8:34 am

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  28. Doc on October 1st, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Lindsay Lohan

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