September 2, 2010
Ode to my Subconscious
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- Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
- Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
- Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
- Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.
- Deron Bauman: Meow.
- Joel Bernstein: This must be why I fuck so many cats.
- Michael Smith: Seems to me the experiment almost does itself.
- Casey Cichowicz: No. It is not possible. I can assure you.
- Joel Bernstein: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes?
- LaurenH: I’m with those who say get that girl out of that household. The father has now very effectively...
- Rick Neece: Holee sh..!
- Rick Neece: Asian calligraphy, ‘cept instead of a brush, hot glass. The image of her controlling the glass and...
- Rick Neece: For the gull-wing, I’m sure it would knock me in the chin every time I opened it.
- Marco: Oh god yes.
I laughed so hard, people came into my office to make sure everything was okay.
It happened again. I need to stop watching. Hoo-eee. Good thing I don’t wear mascara.
I can’t say I’m proud of that.
You should be. Lordamighty.
there was more. but my phone only let me email a chunk.
I’m just sitting here laughing all by myself, and I don’t care who hears me.
It’s too funny. I’m gonna watch it again.
Can you email another chunk? Or is this all we get to see?
If this were a series, I would watch it.
if I can get all of it off of my phone, I’ll upload the whole thing.
I know I want it on my phone.
I’ll create an app.
It will be wildly successful.
If you watch this enough times, it begins to change. Like that running goat.
I am definitely getting to that point.
My new meditation:
Two hours: Goat.
Two minutes: Sheep.
Two hours: Deron.
Two minutes: Sheep.
Repeat till enlightenment is attained.
Y’all, that goat’s still a-runnin’. I checked.
I’ve been keeping my spirits up for the last couple days with the first four minutes of this.
(Turn your volume down a bit)
Oowh, my stomach!
I love this clip. My first thought, Deron, was that you were accidentally recording yourself. It’s like watching a fire, seeing the unseen registered in your face–the mild astonishment, the boredom, the elicited thought about something else while you are still watching–something else.