September 2, 2010

Overheard

Two male students, late teens/early 20s, sitting on a retaining wall–scoping out the passing babes. I have given them names:

Bob: Whoa!

Jack: No.

Bob: What about her?

Jack: Nope. Vegetarian.

Bob: What a waste.

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comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on September 2nd, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    “I don’t have a problem with most feminists, just the hot ones”

  2. Michael Smith on September 2nd, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    She doesn’t eat meat, if you know what I mean.

  3. Joel Bernstein on September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Michael wins.

  4. Robert Ledgerwood on September 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Seconded.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Today is a good day.

  6. India on September 3rd, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Which raises the eternal question, “What do you consider a deal-breaker when dating?” I could have sworn we had a nice, long thread about this, but the only one I can find is quite recent. Is it possible we’ve never had a “Dear Clusterflock” on this?

    Sheila?

  7. Sheila Ryan on September 3rd, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    C’est possible, India.

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