I saw this and it seemed clusterflocky
clusterflockish?
Teenage Trauma
Blind Willie Johnson, “Nobody’s Fault But Mine”
Mantis Shadow Play
Dry tassels and desiccated leaves. Jo Daviess County, Illinois.
look at my balls
Another Randy Taylor
You might remember that Jonathan Taylor Thomas played Randy Taylor on the show Home Improvement. Don’t you think it’s weird that his two child co-stars also had three names? Zachery Ty Bryan and Taran Noah Smith.
Ask a Lawyer
Perhaps a companion to this series…?
Men of Ministry
Europe According to the USA
Other maps of stereotypes include Europe According to France and Europe According to Gay Men.
from the comments
Video Girl killed the Radio Girl star.
Jaline DeJesus plays cornerback
With the number of varsity players barely reaching 25, head coach Billy Rolle called upon some ninth and 10 graders from the junior varsity squad to come up for the game. One of those athletes called up for the game was Jaline DeJesus, a sophomore defensive back.
When DeJesus dressed and took part in the warmups, she was the first female in Northwestern High history ever to dress for a varsity football game. When she entered the contest with less than a minute left and played left cornerback, DeJesus accomplished another first – playing for the No. 1 rated 6A team in Florida!
“I told our players before the game, they had the chance to be part of history,” said Rolle. “She works hard and deserved the opportunity to dress just like the other athletes we brought up for the game.”
…and now: the News
I might watch if Katie Couric’s political analyses were this sober.
headline of the day
Octomom to auction off nursing bra, bikini at yard sale
Mamachas del Ring
Now Teresa told about this, I gotta go find and see it.
Yoko Ono – Voice Piece for Soprano
Finally I returned to the Museum’s grand Marron Atrium, which currently contains Ono’s 1961 “instruction painting” Voice Piece for Soprano—”Scream. 1. against the wind 2. against the wall 3. against the sky”—along with a microphone and a pair of very loud speakers. I stared at the microphone for a while as a perfectly reasonable voice in my head informed me that I would not, under any circumstances, make a loud noise in a museum. Fifteen long minutes later, after watching several brave souls roar their hearts out in defiance of all propriety, I stepped up to the mic and let out a trio of wavering screams, each slightly less pathetic than the last.
I did this today at the museum. It took me a long time to walk over and actually scream, and then I walked away, clutching and un-clutching my hand.
I AM A REAL WORKING VIDEO CAMERA
It is probably a good thing that the Barbie® Video Girl™ software is for Windows/PC only, else I would be tempted to waste $49.95 on her at Walmart.
The Cornfield: Location Scouting
Nothing happens.
Dromarti Sportivo
I am more than a little excited about my new cycling shoes.
dear clusterflock
Favorite television moment.
Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes, Worry Ex-Air Force Officers
This is only the tip of the iceberg, these stories.
It’s nice to see that some aliens are getting fair and balanced coverage.
munich dunkel to american adjunct lager
The Very Many Varieties of Beer by Pop Chart Lab, via Co. Design
quote out of context
Trashy novels encouraged me to employ sex as a strategy. But it was ultimately Salinger who made me want to fuck.
textbooks have really changed since I was in school
“Diverse reviewers have repeatedly documented gross pro-Islamic, anti-Christian distortions in social studies texts,” reads a preliminary draft of the resolution.
Let’s go find Randy Taylor and look at him
quote out of context
In this economy, masturbation is one of the few simple pleasures people still can afford.
