Guster – Center of Attention
Deron and the light fantastic
from the spam
Substantially, the post is actually the sweetest topic on curing acne naturally. I concur with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your future updates.
Gross.
A Blind Man’s Life Forever Changed by the iPhone
“Can he get text messages on this?” she asked. “Well, yes, but it doesn’t read the message.” the salesman said. Mom’s hopes sunk, but mine didn’t, since I understood the software enough. “Well, let’s see, try it.” I suggested. She pulled out her phone, and sent me a text message. Within seconds, my phone alerted me, and said her name. I simply swiped my finger and it read her message: Hi Austin. She almost cried. “Leave it to Apple.” I said.
More amazing things about what the iPhone can do for the blind on Austin Seraphin’s Weird Blog.
headline of the day
Space Veggies for Astronauts Grow in Arizona Desert
The Tea Party
A pinch of clusterlore
Last night I emailed Deron. Speaking of Amanda Mae’s recent visit to Dallas, I wrote, “I think it is very cool that you and Amy have had Jandek stay at your house.”
This morning I got to thinking. I bet some of you don’t know that before she signed on as an official flocker, Amanda Mae Meyncke posted comments under the guise of Jandek. I won’t say as how anyone was totally, completely, and utterly hoodwinked.
Okay, initially I wondered if maybe someone within the Jandek organization was submitting the comments. Then I suspected Aaron Winslow.
I remember conversations with Deron and Andrew about this. I remember a decision to invite the Jandek person to remove the Jandek mask and contribute to clusterflock as a regular.
Also, I remember Deron asked me to write to the person.
I think the boys were kind of scared.
Also, fish poop.
Bioluminescence
spam name
Pat Pickett.
Update: Royce Shawanna.
Update: Audry Carleen.
Update: Lakenya Grisel.
lions tigers and bears
Taking the girls to the zoo in a bit. And so we prepare ourselves, dancing around the living room, clutching our stuffed lions and white tigers as we sing “…my lovely boyfriend, my lovely boyfriend!”
Kids are the tits.
You had me at “rampaging killer unicorns.”
Sacha Baron Cohen to play Freddie Mercury in Queen film
The Borat star will play Freddie Mercury in a film about the singer’s glory days as the frontman of Queen, the band’s guitarist Brian May confirmed today.
dear clusterflock
What have you been thinking about posting?
quote out of context
To me, calling a book readable is like calling a person fuckable. It’s a nice hurdle to clear but really you want more than that. Although EMINENTLY FUCKABLE sounds kinda great.
“Never again”…
…is the expression of an immortal.
Tea and biscuits
You have come to the premier web site for tea drinkers who are keen on sitting down and biscuits. Oh and cake as well. If you eat biscuits then its a fair bet you’ll have some cake if its on offer.
I was particularly impressed by the Venn diagram in the biscuit section. I won’t ruin it for you. Go look for yourself.
The Atomic Cake Controversy of 1946
The recipe, I’m sure, is still available.
A truly fascinating, if somewhat obscure, bit of history. A blog worth following, I might add. I cannot get over the amount of research that goes into many of his posts.
quote out of context
In late July, police discovered that Sogen Kato, who would have been 111 and was thought to be Tokyo’s oldest man, had actually been dead for 32 years and his decayed body was still lying in his home.
headline of the day, II
Ill. Woman Charged in Dog Poop-Infused Meltdown
It’s no Brooklyn Cyclone, but…
One of my coworkers shot this video last winter, outside our office:
The power lines behind our building run next to a wooded area full of really old trees, so every once in a while a large dead branch will fall on the lines and cause a short, usually during a heavy wind storm or (in this case) a wet snowstorm.
So whenever this happens (twice in the year and a half I’ve been at the company), our power goes out, and we hear a loud, deep humming noise, and we figure there’s something exciting going on outside.
My coworker is the voice you hear on the video. I’m standing behind him, out of frame, and if you listen carefully you can hear me mumbling something about how maybe it’s not such a good idea to be standing in a pile of frozen water while a high voltage power line is shooting out sparks ten feet away. As we were standing there, the short circuit behind the building overloaded the transformer across the street, which is what you’re watching.
Two months later, a television producer offered him $600 for the rights to play this video on some crappy cable show we’d never heard of.
Frost Butts, Week 1
Whose butts these are I think I know.
His butt is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his butts fill up with snow.
My little butt must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the butts and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness butts a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other butts the sweep
Of easy butt and downy flake.
The butts are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And butts to go before I sleep,
And butts to go before I sleep.
thanks guys
I’m at work today, sitting in a teammate’s desk and this magnet is staring me in the face. I figure it must be one of y’all.
Horseshoe Crabs from the Brooklyn Cyclone
Horseshoe Crabs #brooklyntornado from Natalie Podrazik on Vimeo.
And other photos from Natalie as she walked around her neighborhood after the storm hit.
spam name
Dottie Clementine.
headline of the day
Dallas Stars goalie doesn’t wear his Chuck Norris mask, it wears him
