September 28, 2010

The Cornfield: How to Hunt Deer in a Cornfield

Tip #1 from How to Hunt Deer in a Cornfield: “Corn Camouflage is a must!”

Did you know that deer have some of the sharpest eyes out of all creatures? The only thing deer have trouble seeing is scrambled colors. If you are hunting in a corn field I suggest you buy a light yellow camouflage suit and face mask. Check out your local sporting goods store to find these!

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  1. Deron Bauman on September 28th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    I have goggles.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on September 28th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Dear Madam–
    Thank you for this tip. My question to you: Do you think my Halloween costume would work?

  3. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 10:27 am

    Deron, are they the night-vision goggles or the kind you wear in the swimming pool?

  4. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    A yellow Halloween costume with a mask might trick a deer. Does it have any of that yellow CAUTION tape on it? That might not be good if the deer is literate.

  5. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Oh, y’all? Y’all can see me in the picture, right? I bet the deer can’t. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  6. Deron Bauman on September 28th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    yes.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on September 28th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    My Halloween costume is a ketchup bottle.

  8. Deron Bauman on September 28th, 2010 at 10:53 am

    My Boss Is a Jewish Ketchup Bottle.

  9. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Wanted: Deer Antlers
    Posted to the Dubuque Freecycle group on Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:33 am (PDT)

    As we’re approaching fall deer seasons, if you have any non-trophy antlers you don’t want or don’t know what to do with I’ll take them off your hands as long as they haven’t been treated with anything or painted, need them all natural.

    “I’ll take them off your hands.”

  10. Deron Bauman on September 28th, 2010 at 11:38 am

    non-trophy antlers.

  11. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    My cornfield collaborator told me that a relative, together with a hunting buddy, has placed a deer-cam out in the woods near the cornfield (deer season approaching and all). We got thinking we might mess with their minds by thrusting the glass deer in front of the deer-cam. Unfortunately, we’re a little vague on the location. “Out in the woods somewhere” is pretty much all we know.

    P.S. A reminder: Once we have exhausted the photo ops (and it won’t be long), the glass swizzle sticks will be shipped to Cindy, as promised.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on September 28th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Thank you kindly. I love those swizzle sticks.

  13. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    I wonder is there enough love in your big ol’ Texas heart for this monstrous thing?

  14. Cindy Scroggins on September 28th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    That’s the best one.

  15. Sheila Ryan on September 28th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Also, “if you are reading this perhaps you have seen a massive buck that is living in a corn field. Killing a deer out of a corn field can be quite difficult, but with the right tips you can improve your odds!”

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