September 4, 2010
Want a raise? Wash your vagina.
What is the very first thing you should consider if you want a raise? What is the most important thing of all?
Yup, wash that vagina, and wash it good.
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What is the very first thing you should consider if you want a raise? What is the most important thing of all?
Yup, wash that vagina, and wash it good.
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If I want a job, should I wash someone else’s? Whose?
Jesus Christ.
And don’t forget to eat a healthy breakfast, ladies.
You can wash mine, Michael. That can be your job.
Would I have to move to Dallas? Could I telecommute?
“8. Focus on things you’ve done to improve the bottom line.” Which brings us back to Step 1, but then wouldn’t that be in direct contradiction to Step 7? I’m so confused.
A vagina washer isn’t that like some kind of corporate fluffer? That could amount to interviews over 5 days.
We’re only four or five days into September, but I think this should get the Clusterflock Post of the Month Award.
Why thank you, Luke.
I also wonder what they were thinking. Then imagine the tick tock, the back and forth, so to speak, that went on in the ad department or agency to arrive at these things. I’d love to hear who protested the idea and what was said to contradict that. You can see and feel those things coming, the bad idea that becomes a tidal wave, obliterating any small voice of reason.
I wonder if there were any women in the room during that meeting.
Probably. Nothing surprises me. Almost nothing.