I sympathize, it can’t be easy selling sexual products for old people without accidentally invoking the distasteful image of old people actually having sex.
It’s like how they always demonstrate feminine items by having them absorb a stream of clear blue liquid.
4+ hours you gotta wash that shit off.
hey honey, after we fuck, let’s sit outside in our his and hers soaking tubs and hold hands.
I sympathize, it can’t be easy selling sexual products for old people without accidentally invoking the distasteful image of old people actually having sex.
It’s like how they always demonstrate feminine items by having them absorb a stream of clear blue liquid.
Adjacent tubs and blue liquid keep us from feeling all messy and icky and physical.
Wait. Have they stashed porn underneath those tubs?
I thought Cialis meant you didn’t need porn?
Those aren’t bathtubs, Sugar. They’re coffins.
Anal.
thank you.