October 13, 2010
Paula Deen, Slower
Paula Deen makes that awful doughnut sandwich. Just, slower and with more appropriate music.
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Paula Deen makes that awful doughnut sandwich. Just, slower and with more appropriate music.
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I want Paula Deen at the next clusterflockstock.
I might have added the boner category.
Also, thank you.
So sweet. So savory. So slow. How I imagine dying of an overdose of heroin.
I was arrested in Memphis for making a sandwich like this.
Amy, I made a sandwich in Reno just to watch you eat.
My friend Steve said, “I’d eat that for a dollar.”
The Iowan will take a bottle of vodka and tell a professor friend, “I’ll give you $100 to drink this whole thing.” It is a very old strange joke of theirs. Probably because the Iowan is too cheap to really pay that much!
I think that Steve’s quip may have come burbling up from Terence Malick’s beautiful beautiful “Badlands,” which I am watching again (after again and again).
Some weird conflation of “Give you a dollar to eat that” and “Kids eat that in KO-re-a.”