November 11, 2010
And another.
32 year old Real Estate Agent’s dating profile:
The one thing I wish MORE people would notice about me:
that I lived in Italy for One year and speak some ItalianThe first thing people notice about me:
My voice is not loudSome additional information I want you to know:
None
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“Dating profile.”
Amanda Mae, you crack me up.
“So, I uh noticed that your voice isn’t very loud… do you have anything you want to quietly tell me about that? Also, just by looking at you and that cheap leather jacket I can tell that you must have spent some time in Italia. Roma? Firenze? Ah, yes. The country of love! Or is that France? What is it they say, Roma non basta una vida. What does that mean? C’mon, don’t be shy. No, really, what does that mean, I would have thought you spoke some Italian. Um, okay, well it means One Lifetime Is Not Enough. Is there anything else you want me to know about you? Nope? Okay.”