November 16, 2010
finally
Iconic 1950s clean-cut crooner Pat Boone has partnered with an Oklahoma businessman to launch a mail-order steak business that will benefit conservative Christian causes.
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Iconic 1950s clean-cut crooner Pat Boone has partnered with an Oklahoma businessman to launch a mail-order steak business that will benefit conservative Christian causes.
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“Pat Boone All-American Meats will compete with Omaha Steaks and expects to appeal to Christian, conservative women over age 55.”
“I may drop in on Regis and Kelly and Don Imus and use my friendships to make them aware,” he said. “I’ve been known as the Milkman for forty years. Now, I’ll probably be known as the Meatman.”
Probably.
I wish Steve McKelvey would show up and sign some steak boxes.
Will they sell their meats off the back of trucks? Trucks with the Christian fish symbol on the back?
animatronic Jesus, kind of like Big Tex.
on the back of the truck.
With the voice of the iconic Pat Boone.
You know, I could not have told you whether or not Pat Boone was still alive. I guess he must be.
I don’t think he is.
The Legendary Pat Boone Animatronic Show and Feed Bag in Branson.
And Feed Bag.
Like a trough. But you can still walk around. Thus, related to food-on-a-stick.