November 10, 2010

from the comments

Daryl Scroggins:

Also — I knew a kid when I was in my early teens (Bob Good, I shit you not) who once had an escaped Chimpanzee break into his house, beat the crap out of him, drink a bottle of Mr. Clean, and eat a bag of potatoes before the police got him. That boy was not right after that, and the story dogged him his whole life.

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comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on November 10th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    I laughed. In fact I threw up.

  2. Deron Bauman on November 10th, 2010 at 10:32 am

    by design.

  3. Sheila Ryan on November 10th, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    True confession: I think I might like to beat the crap out of someone, then drink a bottle of Mr. Clean and eat a bag of potatoes. So long as I didn’t get busted for it.

  4. Deron Bauman on November 10th, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    ditto.

    I almost typed dotto.

  5. Sheila Ryan on November 11th, 2010 at 12:04 am

    Lotto.

    Also, escaped Chimpanzee.

    Ape on the loose.

    Climbing in your windows, snatching all your people up.

  6. Deron Bauman on November 11th, 2010 at 12:05 am

    Hide your potatoes. Hide your wife.

  7. Sheila Ryan on November 11th, 2010 at 12:08 am

    ‘Cause they’re rapin’ Mr. Clean.

  8. Derek White on November 11th, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Glad to hear others have the Intruder Song in high rotation. You don’t need to come, we’re looking for you.

  9. Sheila Ryan on November 11th, 2010 at 12:13 am

    I really loved reading Antoine Dodson, quoted in the NYT, saying that he and his family had the “Bed Intruder Song” as their ringtones.

  10. jannx on November 11th, 2010 at 12:14 am

    I think any right minded chimp would beat the crap outta anyone who only had Mr Clean in the liquor cabinet and no chips only raw potatoes. Imagine all the effort to escape the zoo then break into a house thinking it’s party time! Put yerself in the monkey’s shooz. It’s a major disappointment.. makes sense now doesn’t it :D

  11. Derek White on November 11th, 2010 at 12:15 am

    i’m out of it, don’t bother with NYT anymore, but i’ve always wondered how he handled the fame. Pure genius.

  12. Sheila Ryan on November 11th, 2010 at 12:17 am

    Jan, I’m thinking a chimpanzee “Withnail and I.” The lighter fluid scene.

  13. jannx on November 11th, 2010 at 1:20 am

    ;D I like it!

  14. Sheila Ryan on November 11th, 2010 at 1:21 am

    Be like an ape, man.

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