December 10, 2010
Christian Dating Tips, Outtakes
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- Sheila Ryan: Nice selection from Robin Gibb’s heyday as lead singer from Bill Crandall in Rolling Stone.
- Casey Cichowicz: And health, wealth, and happiness to those that eat them.
- Sheila Ryan: Eggs.
- Erica: Perhaps we can pick up John Waters.
- Josh Weichhand: Ugh… Yes, to all of the above. Miss you guys. Miss the time I was able to spend here. I miss...
- Sheila Ryan: In the back of my Honda Element, the moveable roadside attraction.
- Sheila Ryan: You are very good. Pray continue in this vein.
- Cooper: You are both very kind. Thank you.
- Erica Braverman: Where’s the world’s largest fork and stack of bacon?
- Casey Cichowicz: Also, I think the new Here We Go Magic album is quite good.
- Sheila Ryan: Also, it is a wonderful story, and I really want to believe it was not a contrived stunt. Damn. I want...
- Joel Bernstein: It was mostly for you.
- Sheila Ryan: Well, you just know I love that, Joel.
- Michael Grant Smith: Cooper’s entire collection of short-short stories in JMWW is a lesson of how to write...
- Sheila Ryan: It’s all in the attitude you take toward non-anecdotes — such as my not having seen the...
Hi, guys.
Not my best work.
yes! yes! yes!
not your worst either. (don’t hear what I am not saying.)
Brilliant! Did you cut your hair just for the video? Please say you did.
I cut my hair a few weeks ago. What is atop my head there is sort of a toupee I made from the hair I kept from that (I sort of had a feeling I’d end up using it). Maybe it doesn’t look quite crazy enough.
I got you, Andrew.
The shirt is perfect. Flowers and partially unbuttoned.
On the second viewing I kind of clued in it was a toupee (or pelt of some kind). You look positively evangelical! Thank you.
I nearly choked on my pretzel watching this. Absolutely hilarious.
Is it just me or does he talk like he’s slightly, just slightly, high on something?
The toupee! The toupee! But let’s be serious. Thank you, Deron. Amanda announced that the original has been removed from YouTube and I was circling in grief until I saw this.
Oh sweet jesus this kills me. Damn. You have to do a series of these, Deron. How about Christian tool guy. How Gawd wants you to approach repairs.
This is why I can’t wear mascara.
I don’t quite feel like I got it. There were so many layers to the guy. Self-loathing. Fear. Anger. False bravado. Christian meekness. American stupidity. I think that’s just the surface.
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Okay, so I was laughing so hard that people came into my office. They watched a bit and looked perplexed. I said it has something to do with Christians getting tattoos, and that seemed to satisfy them.
You got the gay part.
It’s a challenging role.
Nailed it.
Oh oh oh–give some advice about the need to give up masturbation. Or most of it, provided the right imagery is being used.
Also, I wish that when I bobbed my hair a few months back I had acted on my instinct to collect my shorn locks. I could have made myself a little red goatee.
“As a man thinketh…well you know what I mean is…well just, I mean everybody gets perky with it but…the lord doesn’t want…doesn’t condone–that’s it that’s the word the Lord doesn’t, at least I don’t think he did but that’s not why we should…well let me think about this….”
Thank you. I just needed a script.
THIS IS SO GOOD. THANK YOU.
No, your hair looks crazy enough.
I’m making Deron wear the hair later tonight. Wink, wink.
I just keep watching this. I need a screen protector because this tears me up every time I see it.
I know–I’ve watched it about 6 times.
And POP — goes the weasel!
I felt like I needed a shower after I did this.
I still feel that way.
Did you shower?
Soaked.
The tips work. Reference comment from Naughty Amy.
Christ centered.
Oh, Deron, this is just wonderful. Damn near pissed myself!
Thank you.
It don’t get much better. Gratitude from an Englishman who nearly pisses himself thanks to you.
That’s entertainment!
Time to take another shower.
It comes with the territory.
The kitchen feeds the toilet.
Truer words were never spoke.
Deron–Cindy started watching the Henrieta & Merna singing above and burst into tears, so I said Wait! Wait! Watch this one! and we watched you here and laughter instantly cured all. We love you.
Phew! For a second there I thought you wanted me to make a Henrietta and Merna….
Of course, I am always late to the party, but when I first started watching this I admit I was scared. Scared of Deron, of what he had become maybe, and then I thought no, this can’t be Deron, this is somebody else who Deron is playing. Then I read the comments and immediately felt better about my life with Deron Bauman in it. Good we have somebody being courageous enough to try something this absurd. Hat’s off to you, Bauman. Keep up the good work.
Thank you, Mike. I think I’m still recovering.
Mike–nobody needs SNL if we can just keep putting Deron up to such tasks. I keep coming back and it breaks me up every time.
I need to have a better link to your work here. How do I do this? Seems I come in late all the time, but I do try to check the website every morning. Is there some sort of subscription where I can get current feeds to my gmail account? I am sure I have missed many of Deron’s performances. I agree with Daryl that Deron must keep on. That haircut was the creepiest thing I have ever seen. Really. You scared the shit out of me actually.