December 8, 2010
Christian pick up lines
Make it stop.
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- Sheila Ryan: Nice selection from Robin Gibb’s heyday as lead singer from Bill Crandall in Rolling Stone.
- Casey Cichowicz: And health, wealth, and happiness to those that eat them.
- Sheila Ryan: Eggs.
- Erica: Perhaps we can pick up John Waters.
- Josh Weichhand: Ugh… Yes, to all of the above. Miss you guys. Miss the time I was able to spend here. I miss...
- Sheila Ryan: In the back of my Honda Element, the moveable roadside attraction.
- Sheila Ryan: You are very good. Pray continue in this vein.
- Cooper: You are both very kind. Thank you.
- Erica Braverman: Where’s the world’s largest fork and stack of bacon?
- Casey Cichowicz: Also, I think the new Here We Go Magic album is quite good.
- Sheila Ryan: Also, it is a wonderful story, and I really want to believe it was not a contrived stunt. Damn. I want...
- Joel Bernstein: It was mostly for you.
- Sheila Ryan: Well, you just know I love that, Joel.
- Michael Grant Smith: Cooper’s entire collection of short-short stories in JMWW is a lesson of how to write...
- Sheila Ryan: It’s all in the attitude you take toward non-anecdotes — such as my not having seen the...
I’ve watched this three times. The you tube comments on his page are the best part.
Oh. God.He’s going to harm himself.
He smiles in a way that makes his teeth reject him.
Hey, those boots you’re wearing, looks like you’re in a motorcycle gang. Don’t get me wrong, those boots are cute, but tell the truth, are you in a gang?
these are just tools
TELL THE TRUTH! C’mon lady, tell the truth. ARE YOU? Don’t get me wrong. I said DON’T get me wrong.
He’s sub-communicating all over the place.
“Thanks, Bob. Don’t need church anymore!”
I don’t care if you come or not–I’m just dang-oh Chillin and shooting an offer around you. Girl.
When I come up and I tease a girl about her boots, what I’m doing is I’m setting this frame that I’m the big brother, she’s the little sister, I’m there to tease her.
I’m there to bring fun into her day.
Going direct. His whole channel is adorable.
Jesus.
The people who need advice like this actually need to understand the glory is in the asking, not the getting.
Luke–thank you. Pray with her at the door.
He needs to write a new Song of Solomon, with lines like, “Pray with her nipples” and “Pray with her glorious whole.”
I could not disagree with you more Andrew.
“Hey, guys.”
I still think he’s going to kill himself.
Also, he’s Adam Sandler’s brother.
“Hey man nice vids drop me a line if you’re into dudes.”
“You are adorable. I want to meet you.”
I can’t stop looking at that shirt. The militaristic aspect. Epaulets. He might be telegraphing something there.
He’s sub-communicating with you.
A girl might get the idea that he wasn’t congruent with what he was saying.
Amanda, Mother told me “no eye contact” with strange men and I complied while watching this video. But yes, I wondered about that with the shirt. An odd choice for the video.
E.T. wanted me to subcommunicate with you that he wants his neck back.
If you’re not feeling like she’s really adorable, don’t say that to a girl.
He did mention a “gang” so maybe you are right, Amanda, about that sub-communicating. Can’t get a thing past you!
What I wouldn’t give for this man to ask my opinion of Christians getting tattoos.
Cindy. Road trip?
Honk.
If you order the Pure Attraction e-book (and, really–who can afford not to?), you will receive several bonuses, including a set of Affirmations/Fruits of Male Strengths Postcards.
I’m trying to think of how I would explain to my wife why I need to buy an ebook about Christian Dating Tips.
She might like the postcards. Women like fruit.
low hanging fruit.
Nothing like teasing a girl about her boots and being her big brother. Of course she will be like ok big bro lets have fun!
I think omnivore might have already read the book.
I wonder how much time he spends on his hair.
I can’t remember the last time my big brother teased me about my boots and then I didn’t throw him a little something or other.
Don’t you see the outlines of a badge on that shirt? Like a badge had been removed somehow?
Oh, I see it, all right. I’m thinking this fellow wasn’t as good a boy scout as he’d have us believe.
Thank you Cindy. Praises! Or whatever. I was beginning to worry about the sub-communicating thing.
Okay I looked again. That’s a coke nose.
“Lucky I didn’t blow my Pope’s nose.”
From his “about me” section on YouTube:
Pure Attraction serves Christian men by giving them practical tools and inspiring them to be their most authentically confident and attractive self.
Grace laughed when I said “practical tools.”
You guys are so lucky I saved some of the comments on the video before he disabled them. My favs:
EwokTheMoid: “Hi. That top makes you look like you’re trying to use your sinful woman’s nature to distract me from my Christ-centered purity. Don’t get me wrong; that top is cute. But tell the truth. Are you trying to use your sinful woman’s nature to distract me from my Christ-centered purity?”
Exallium: “DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO — Yesterday, I saw this and felt INSPIRED. So, I did what he said, I went to a church, and found a girl, and approached her. I said “Hey, those boots… are you in a gang or something? Don’t get me wrong, they’re adoreable… but honestly, what gives?” The guy behind me punched me in the back of the head, and his 3 buddies all ganged up on me. Now I’m in a hospital, bandaged, bruised, and still an atheist. THATS THE LAST TIME I INTERRUPT A WEDDING FOR THIS SHIT”
Treycarnes: [excerpt] “I tried to talk to her about dove tails but she didnt know what they were.”
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It was fun while it lasted.
Deron! Put the white wig on and get the transcript!
Huh. I wonder if I could pull that off.
Deron, you can do it! Be your most authentically confident and attractive self. And a Christian.
Okay, give me a while to practice subcommunicating, and I’ll see what I can do.