December 9, 2010
@cybersanta
My friend Aaron wrote a Twitter bot that searches for tweets of the form “I want a ______”, rephrases them as a message from Santa, and sends them back to their author.
It’s amazing to read what people tweet about wanting.
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“If you’re nice, you might get a corn dog.”
By far, the worst one I’ve found was this.
Whew!
An Asian, an English accent, an alien, an egg, a motorcycle, a micro-pig, a Snickers, a mullet, a gerbil, a proxy site, an herb muffin with OxyContin frosting, a change of scenery.
Twelve Days of Christmas.
I want a Twitter bot that searches for tweets of the form “I want a ______”, rephrases them as a message from Santa, and sends them back to their author.
You think Santa could arrange a great conflagration for the Westboro Baptist Church? If not, a pestilence would be just fine.