Father Christmas fucked my pussy (Christmas pussy song)

(thanks, Aaron)

29 thoughts on “Father Christmas fucked my pussy (Christmas pussy song)

  1. Sheila Ryan

    Searching for, ummmnh, what are they called . . . you know, you know what I mean — ummmnh — words! That’s it! Searching for . . . words.

  2. Sheila Ryan

    This is one of the best things I have seen ever. Now I can have a merry Xmas and die with a smile on my face.

  3. Sheila Ryan

    But shouldn’t it be “Father Christmas, fuck my pussy,” not “Father Christmas fucked my pussy?”

    An exhortation, as it were, to Father Christmas.

  4. Sheila Ryan

    Deron, have you noticed nobody’s saying anything? Are they all stunned or something, do you think?

    Are they looking around and seeking to get it on?

  5. Joel Bernstein

    It’s a treatise on the marginalized role of women in a post-feminist society.

    “Father Christmas” is a metaphor for our consumer-driven culture, “My Pussy” represents her entire gender, and the fucking is, well, fucking.

  6. Carole Corlew

    Now, Cindy would know what this Christmas vixen is trying to telegraph to us here. Cut right through all the innuendo and beating around the bush. As it were.

  7. Carole Corlew

    Oh, okay, patriotism. That makes sense. And I guess that’s why she (he) keeps saying vajayjay, on account of wanting one so much.

    I knew Cindy would figure this out.

  8. Dave Vogt

    “Who’s it for?”
    It seems to be for Father Christmas.
    “Is she in love with him?”
    Apparently. She keeps telling him to…
    “Fuck her pussy.”
    Precisely.

  9. Sheila Ryan

    Last words: I love the Anglo-American spin on the transgender transracial vibe.

    The “God Save the Queen (Star-Spangled Banner)” thing.

    GOT to love it.

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