December 17, 2010

Father Christmas fucked my pussy (Christmas pussy song)

(thanks, Aaron)

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Searching for, ummmnh, what are they called . . . you know, you know what I mean — ummmnh — words! That’s it! Searching for . . . words.

  2. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Vagina. Vagina.

  3. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    This is one of the best things I have seen ever. Now I can have a merry Xmas and die with a smile on my face.

  4. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Vagina. Vagina.

  5. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am

    “This is Christmas. We gonna have lots of sex.”

  6. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    But shouldn’t it be “Father Christmas, fuck my pussy,” not “Father Christmas fucked my pussy?”

    An exhortation, as it were, to Father Christmas.

  7. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Deron, have you noticed nobody’s saying anything? Are they all stunned or something, do you think?

    Are they looking around and seeking to get it on?

  8. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am

    I concur. But I wanted to respect the artistic vision.

  9. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Vagina. Vagina.

  10. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I respect this artistic vision so much I can’t hardly stand it.

    I love this.

    Also, vagina. Vagina.

  11. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    (And: keep your penis in my pussy.)

  12. Amy Mabli on December 17th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I’m incorporating some of her moves into my next dance routine.

  13. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    It’s Art, Amy.

    Are you going to chant, “Vagina, vagina?”

  14. Joel Bernstein on December 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am

    Sometimes I worry that my contributions bring down the general level of discourse on clusterflock.

    And then I’ll think of this, and stop worrying.

  15. Sheila Ryan on December 17th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Think of this another way, Joel: Think of it as a pinnacle to which you may aspire.

    I know I do.

  16. jonstovall on December 17th, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Please tell me this is available on iTunes.

  17. Carole Corlew on December 17th, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    What do you think she is trying to say here?

  18. Joel Bernstein on December 17th, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    It’s a treatise on the marginalized role of women in a post-feminist society.

    “Father Christmas” is a metaphor for our consumer-driven culture, “My Pussy” represents her entire gender, and the fucking is, well, fucking.

  19. Carole Corlew on December 17th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    I don’t think that’s it, Joel. Although I admit, she’s one subtle little vixen.

  20. Cindy Scroggins on December 17th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    I can’t watch til I get home. Sad.

  21. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Yeah, I figured the not safe for work was understood.

  22. Carole Corlew on December 17th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Now, Cindy would know what this Christmas vixen is trying to telegraph to us here. Cut right through all the innuendo and beating around the bush. As it were.

  23. Cindy Scroggins on December 17th, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Okay, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with patriotism.

    Also, she a man.

  24. Carole Corlew on December 17th, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Oh, okay, patriotism. That makes sense. And I guess that’s why she (he) keeps saying vajayjay, on account of wanting one so much.

    I knew Cindy would figure this out.

  25. Deron Bauman on December 17th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    I spent a lot of time thinking about whether it was a man or a woman.

  26. Rick Neece on December 17th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Conception!

  27. Rick Neece on December 17th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    An Xmas story.

  28. Dave Vogt on December 17th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    “Who’s it for?”
    It seems to be for Father Christmas.
    “Is she in love with him?”
    Apparently. She keeps telling him to…
    “Fuck her pussy.”
    Precisely.

  29. Sheila Ryan on December 18th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Last words: I love the Anglo-American spin on the transgender transracial vibe.

    The “God Save the Queen (Star-Spangled Banner)” thing.

    GOT to love it.