January 31, 2011
Ask a law librarian
Two guys enter, one small and scrawny, the other tall with huge pants and a hood. The scrawny one is holding a piece of paper with codes relating to criminal cases written on it.
Scrawny: “Yo man, what this here mean?”
Librarian: “UUMV?”
Scrawny: “Yeah.”
Librarian: “Unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.”
Scrawny: “Oh that it? Mean like when ya kinda steal a car?”
Librarian: “Uh, yeah.”
Tall companion: “Did we steal a car?”
Scrawny: “Well, she didn’ say we could use it.”
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Like when you kind of steal a car.
Did we steal a car?
Oh that it?