headline of the day, II

January 6, 2011

posted by Joel Bernstein in assholes, crime, idiots, self-help, this is why we can't have nice things | * | 4 comments

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Joel Bernstein on January 6th, 2011 at 5:21 pm

When this gets made into a Lifetime Very Special Movie, I request that the “noted pick-up artist” be played by Brad Dourif.
Deron Bauman on January 6th, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Hi, guys.
Terence on January 7th, 2011 at 1:47 am

It’s for a court of law to decide whether this guy shot this woman, but I would think it’s pretty easy to verify whether it was in the face or not.
Marco on January 7th, 2011 at 9:56 am

So this is not just another story about Phil Spector?

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