headline of the day / quote out of context

January 6, 2011

headline of the day / quote out of context

Driver, 67, Allegedly Tried to Run over Cop during Officer’s Funeral Procession

Officers soon located the driver, who allegedly fought them. The woman told investigators she acted out because she had taken only one Xanax in the morning, rather than two, police said.

I guess that’s context.

posted by Deron Bauman in calm the fuck down, cars, death, drugs, local, news, texas | * | 2 comments

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Cindy Scroggins on January 6th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

I love Texas.
Joel Bernstein on January 6th, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Just think what could have happened if she hadn’t taken either.

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