January 6, 2011
Phoenix Jones, Guardian of Seattle
Last Sunday, an attempted car theft in Seattle was thwarted by a super-hero, and when I say “a super-hero,” I don’t mean that in the sense that, as Superman says, we can all be super-heroes if we do the right thing and care about each other. I mean a dude in a bulletproof costume with a codename and a secret identity.
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YES
Clumsy…or earnest? Not sure.
secret hideout in a secret room at a comic book store
Yep.
Let’s get us one of those.
Give me a dozen years.
ok
“… some members of the Real Life Super-Hero community have claimed…”
Wait, there’s a Real Life Super-Hero community, and it’s not a euphemism for firefighters or police officers? How do I join? Do I need a superpower, or just an outfit?
What’s your origin story?
I’ll need to work on that too. My parents met at a bar, one thing led to another… also the beer was radioactive.
As a child, I accidentally fell into a vat of radioactive sarcasm.
This reminds me of something…
Oh goodness.