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1. Michael Smith on January 25th, 2011 at 12:50 pm

   Not 65% vegetarian, I’m guessing.

2. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 12:51 pm

   I was in a grocery store this morning, staring in wonderment at a label reading “mechanically separated turkey.”

3. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 12:54 pm

   Sixty-five per cent feral cat.

4. Michael Smith on January 25th, 2011 at 12:58 pm

   65% that part of the cow the FDA won’t let us call “BEEF.”

5. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

   That’s just snobbery and prejudice. Bovine ears and tails and snouts are BEEF!

6. Michael Smith on January 25th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

   Taco Bell, now selling, 100% all COW tacos.

7. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 1:12 pm

   The scariest thing I read in the linked article is the ingredient “anti-dusting agent.” I don’t want to eat no anti-dusting agent in my taco.

   I’m fine with dust. My taco drops to the floor, I’ll retrieve and eat it. But “anti-dusting agent” scares me.

8. Deron Bauman on January 25th, 2011 at 1:13 pm

   Excuse me. Miss. My taco is dusty.

9. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   Well, dust my taco.

   I gots to get me some tacos from Cesar’s, and that’s a fact.

10. Cindy Scroggins on January 25th, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Better a dusty taco than a rusty one.

11. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Howdy, ma’am. I’m Rusty. Rusty Taco.

12. Daryl Scroggins on January 25th, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    I just imagined a sloppy-drunk cowboy trying to brush the dust off his taco. Awe–shooot.

13. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Young sprout done puked all over his boots. Spoilt ‘em. All nasty and tryin’ to wipe off the up-chuck.

14. Michael Smith on January 25th, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Wait, is Taco a euphemism?

15. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Taco ain’t more’n a taco, son. Nor less.

16. Daryl Scroggins on January 25th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Git up off at floor, taco.

17. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Rat now.

18. Daryl Scroggins on January 25th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    moshootyou

19. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    ainmessinwitchu. yeer?

20. Rick Neece on January 25th, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    T-shirt or bumper-sticker someplace: “If God didn’t mean for Man to eat pussy, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.”

    That’s for the kids, here, you know? It’s an old one, but a good one.

    I never really got it.

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