February 13, 2011

I thought

“I wish I had six thousand dollars, I could hire each Clusterflocker to make or do something for me.”

Then I thought;

“Oh I bet I could do it for three grand.”

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on February 13th, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Okay, but give me some time to come up with the money.

  2. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 13th, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    I apparently decided I could get y’all on the cheap!

    We need some sort of outside foundation to grant us.

    I’ve been trying to figure out who to pitch to at major magazines today and it’s making my throat all stuck. I am feeling a distinct lack of gumption or know-how.

  3. Sheila Ryan on February 13th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    We could make it a Kickstarter project and all contribute and it would be like the ancient joke about Irish-Americans earning a precarious living taking in one another’s washing.

  4. Dave Vogt on February 13th, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Ask real nice and I’ll see what I can do(/make) for ya.

  5. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 13th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    No Sheila, we must break out of our self-sustaining system and become flagrantly hooked on the monies of others, peddling our wares to whomever will have us, much like the prostitutes of Inner Mongolia in the late 18th Century.

    Possible Discussion Topics: “Shouldn’t The World At Large Recognize And Reward Unmitigated Genius In The Wild?”

  6. Sheila Ryan on February 13th, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    I agree, Amae.

    In fact, a recent idle remark prompted an acquaintance to offer to commission me to make a snow globe. I guess now I could make one, you think?

  7. Phil Bebbington on February 13th, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    I’m with Dave – ask and I’ll try my hardest for free.

  8. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 13th, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Phil – Do you live in the South of London?

  9. Phil Bebbington on February 13th, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Amanda Mae, no, but, I live a tad closer than you.

  10. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 13th, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Yes, well, I’ve recently become a bit obsessed with British comedy shows and was hoping to have a man on the ground who could investigate whereabouts of certain individuals and report back in a timely manner. What? No, your honor this isn’t “stalking” at all, it’s merely looking into the situation on the home front and getting a better idea of when and where everyone is at all times.

  11. Phil Bebbington on February 13th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Well, if there is an advantage to me being here over you being there and I can help, just drop me a line.

  12. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 13th, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    I will most certainly let you know. I think my only gambit at this point is to get so famous I can talk to anyone I want to. Like that lady who hosts Weekend Edition on NPR.

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