February 11, 2011

quote out of context

Success in any case requires the adjuvancy of a superior woman. THIS IS THE LAW! A harlot or low woman is useless for all such lofty and holy purposes, and just so is a bad, impure, passion-driven apology for a man. The woman shall not be one who accepts rewards for compliance; nor a virgin; or under eighteen years of age; or another’s wife; yet must be one who hath known man and who has been and still is capable of intense mental, volitional and affectional energy, combined with perfect sexive and orgasmal ability; for it requires a double crisis to succeed…

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  1. Daryl Scroggins on February 11th, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Well Deron, how did you come to find this?

  2. Cindy Scroggins on February 11th, 2011 at 10:58 am

    nor a virgin

  3. Dave Vogt on February 11th, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Is a double crisis like when a tree falls on your garage, and it wrecks your car too?

  4. Rick Neece on February 11th, 2011 at 11:16 am

    sexive

  5. Joel Bernstein on February 11th, 2011 at 11:29 am

    That might be the best wikipedia article title ever.

  6. Joel Bernstein on February 11th, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Cindy: “perfect sexive and orgasmal ability”

  7. Cindy Scroggins on February 11th, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Yep–that pretty much sums it up.

  8. Deron Bauman on February 11th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Daryl, you can learn a lot from Scientology.

  9. Daryl Scroggins on February 11th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Ah, yes.

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