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1. Michael Smith on February 23rd, 2011 at 10:55 am

   This reminds me that I was on a call recently and some guy introduced himself as Rusty Johnson. I was in a room full of people and was the only one who laughed out loud.

2. Deron Bauman on February 23rd, 2011 at 10:59 am

   That’s a heavy cross.

3. Cindy Scroggins on February 23rd, 2011 at 10:59 am

   Now, see, if I had been there, Michael–well, we would have been asked to leave.

   Also, I’m thinking Reba wears a Biloxi t-shirt.

4. Cindy Scroggins on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:01 am

   You think maybe all our spam people communicate with one another? Like, they’re their own group blog whose job is to spam clusterflock?

   I don’t see what else it could be.

5. Deron Bauman on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:03 am

   Maybe they are from clusterflock in a parallel universe.

6. Cindy Scroggins on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:07 am

   Oh, yeah. Wow.

7. Michael Smith on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:08 am

   I haven’t checked to see if ol’ Rusty really exists. I can’t decide if I want it to be his real name or if I want him to have made it up for the call.

   Perhaps he was just spamming me.

8. Cindy Scroggins on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:09 am

   Okay, I’ll fess up. It was me.

9. Michael Smith on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:12 am

   I thought so. I was suspicious when he said, “Rusty Johnson here, I report to Lester Albatross and just had one quick question…”

10. Cindy Scroggins on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Shit. I always give it away.

11. Sheila Ryan on February 23rd, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Wilhemina Quyen. Wilma Quinones.

    Wilhelmina Quark.

    That’s Renner.

    As the authorized writer of his unauthorized biography, I pick up on little clues. (“Wilhelmina Quark” is an imprint long associated with chapbooks and other creations of Renner’s.)

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