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1. Andrew Simone on March 8th, 2011 at 8:22 pm

   the sphincter is there for a reason.

2. Sheila Ryan on March 8th, 2011 at 8:41 pm

   I’ve replayed this, and it’s true that this is what I hear: “This is what was said by Joseph Stalin.”

   I’m doing that flippity-floppity cartoon face-shake thing. You know. With the flobberty sound effect.

3. Andrew Simone on March 8th, 2011 at 8:44 pm

   the failure of democracy will never be that debates like this exist, but when fools are taken seriously.

4. Sheila Ryan on March 8th, 2011 at 8:51 pm

   I know. It’s just that I already bought a copy of It Gets Better for my high school library. Do I now have to buy the works of John Boswell for every nitwit in the United States? It’s not that I mind, but I wish that people were not so stupid.

   People are sheep.

5. Deron Bauman on March 8th, 2011 at 9:02 pm

   Somebody needs a DP.

6. Sheila Ryan on March 8th, 2011 at 9:06 pm

   Don’t we all.

7. Renee on March 8th, 2011 at 9:18 pm

   I need the PowerPoint that goes with this, so that I’m clear on all the exits. Ears are entrances or exits? Noses?

   (Sheila!)

8. Sheila Ryan on March 8th, 2011 at 9:22 pm

   Let’s all remember the Rule of Seven.

   Now I’m confused.

9. Deron Bauman on March 8th, 2011 at 10:20 pm

   The rule of thirds?

10. Sheila Ryan on March 9th, 2011 at 2:55 am

    The rule of sloppy seconds.

11. Dave Vogt on March 9th, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance of the anus. It’s there for a reason! I like long hugs that don’t get awkward.

12. Cindy Scroggins on March 9th, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Dave had his lab coat on when he wrote that.

13. Dave Vogt on March 9th, 2011 at 9:27 am

    This is not the bible. This is science!

14. Cindy Scroggins on March 9th, 2011 at 9:28 am

    My asshole doesn’t work right.

15. Deron Bauman on March 9th, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Damn it! Somebody needs a Dr. Pepper would have been funnier.

16. Deron Bauman on March 9th, 2011 at 9:51 am

    They learn not to kick the dog.

17. Deron Bauman on March 9th, 2011 at 10:00 am

    The most useful thing I have learned as an adult is to remember, as Errol Morris said, that Homo sapiens are North African Plains Apes.

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