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1. Cindy Scroggins on March 31st, 2011 at 8:37 pm

   “Republicans voiced concern about young pages hearing the word uterus.”

   Please tell me we’ve been punked again.

2. Frank Patrick on March 31st, 2011 at 8:57 pm

   And I thought it was silly when I saw a clip of Katie Holmes on Ellen, spelling out p-e-n-i-s after the hoopla about her kid’s gummy candy choice.

   http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b233829_Katie_Holmes_Explains_Suris_P-E-N-I-S_Gummies.html

   Uterus.

   There, I said it.

   Hope it doesn’t hurt my chances with tomorrow’s job interview.

3. Frank Patrick on March 31st, 2011 at 8:59 pm

   Come to think of it, the candies were probably really for Tom.

4. Lester Albatross on April 1st, 2011 at 6:30 am

   Just yesterday I had to warn someone in the office for using the word “kidney.” Sure, he was talking about a bean, but you never know who might take offense to a discussion that might be about a body part.

5. Cindy Scroggins on April 1st, 2011 at 9:10 am

   Lester, exactly. I keep hearing Smith talking about his “bike.” We all know what that leads to!

6. Lester Albatross on April 1st, 2011 at 10:04 am

   It was decided that Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of Albatross Inc.

7. Lester Albatross on April 1st, 2011 at 10:04 am

   Also, I’ll have to put you on a final warning for using the “b” word.

8. Cindy Scroggins on April 1st, 2011 at 10:05 am

   Yessir.

9. Lester Albatross on April 1st, 2011 at 10:10 am

   April Fools!

   In fact, you and Mr. Smith have both been promoted to named partners at Albatross, Scroggins, & Smith Inc.

10. Cindy Scroggins on April 1st, 2011 at 10:13 am

    Does Smith have to be included?

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