March 15, 2011

The worst thing that will happen to you today.

Will be watching this bra fitting video.

Via The Hairpin.

posted by in anger, assholes, brain damage, business, mental health, not satire, products, sexuality, this is why we can't have nice things | * | 38 comments 

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 9:54 am

    I wanted to start quoting immediately.

  2. Joel Bernstein on March 15th, 2011 at 9:57 am

    The breast tissue is so very important

  3. Amanda Mae Meyncke on March 15th, 2011 at 9:58 am

    ten, twelve, thirteen year old girls.

  4. Amanda Mae Meyncke on March 15th, 2011 at 9:58 am

    Also? Pretty sure that bra is fitted completely wrong.

  5. Joel Bernstein on March 15th, 2011 at 9:58 am

    Oh goddammit Deron I see what you mean. We’re just going to end up with a full transcript.

  6. Amanda Mae Meyncke on March 15th, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Also? Why would you take your daughter to Mr. Bra when you could take her ANYWHERE ELSE and have a nice lady help her?

  7. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Yep. Full transcript. And then I’d want to start on description.

  8. Joel Bernstein on March 15th, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Looking at the guy, I think he probably has quite a bit of personal bra experience.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on March 15th, 2011 at 10:02 am

    There’s 3 bucks right there.

  10. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:05 am

    And then explication.

  11. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:05 am

    Then poetry.

  12. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:05 am

    Have y’all gotten to where he starts singing yet?

  13. Amanda Mae Meyncke on March 15th, 2011 at 10:06 am

    I like… can’t. I just can’t. I made it like one minute.

  14. Cindy Scroggins on March 15th, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Let me get my posture sign.

  15. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Now he’s dancing. With a prosthetic boob.

  16. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Amanda. Keep going. Or wait, and we’ll watch it together.

  17. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Bye for now.

  18. Carole Corlew on March 15th, 2011 at 10:11 am

    I wonder what moved him to go into this career. This is a serious question.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on March 15th, 2011 at 10:14 am

    big blow out sale

  20. Cindy Scroggins on March 15th, 2011 at 10:15 am

    May we please watch this at clusterflockstock? I want to dance along.

  21. Andrew Simone on March 15th, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I keep trying, but like Amanda, I just can’t.

  22. Kelsey Parker on March 15th, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Same here, Amanda and Andrew. I just can’t.

  23. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Endurance!

  24. Joel Bernstein on March 15th, 2011 at 10:46 am

    The trick is to take lots of small bites, like lima beans.

  25. Carole Corlew on March 15th, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Why do lima beans have such a bad rap?

  26. Pam on March 15th, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Yeesh. I made it to the point where he starts pretending his hands are her “Friday night blouse” and I really had to stop. I knew it was going to be bad as soon as he cleared his throat in the beginning. Maybe I’ll work up some more stamina here in a minute. Small bites, small bites.

    And yeah Amanda Mae, I agree, that bra looks like it fits terribly.

  27. Joel Bernstein on March 15th, 2011 at 10:58 am

    The first bra fits terribly, the rest seem to be better.

  28. Pam on March 15th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Aaaughh!
    I paused to comment and it started over! The throat clearing again!

  29. Cindy Scroggins on March 15th, 2011 at 11:00 am

    I love everything about it. I guess I shouldn’t think too much about what that means.

  30. Sheila Ryan on March 15th, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Hell, for me it all started with BLOW.

  31. Sheila Ryan on March 15th, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Also, Mr. Bra sure has an attractive website. It’s on a par with the video.

  32. Dave Vogt on March 15th, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    This man would love to sneeze.

  33. Tycho on March 15th, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    This made me laugh. The music in the beginning is so out of place.

  34. Michael Smith on March 16th, 2011 at 7:27 am

    Does anyone know, is this Part 4?

    I think I made it two minutes.

  35. Michael Smith on March 16th, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Bingo Zingo

  36. Aaron Winslow on March 16th, 2011 at 7:59 am

    You get all the tissue in the cup.

  37. Rick Neece on March 16th, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Ish.

  38. Sheila Ryan on March 16th, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    Damn it, the model is his daughter, yes? Or a niece?

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