This brings to mind one of my favourite punk poets, John Cooper Clarke. I used to know all his lyrics by heart, perhaps I still do.
The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. they picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction.
Oh think of the pickup lines
That’s where that went.
“The 95-year-old Icelander’s pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country’s most bizarre museums.”
I feel like there’s a tongue twister in there…
Penny Peeper picked a peck of pickled peenies.
This brings to mind one of my favourite punk poets, John Cooper Clarke. I used to know all his lyrics by heart, perhaps I still do.
The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. they picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction.
The Pest.
I can refresh myself for the next Clusterflockstock, perhaps via video link or something!
poodle poker
I love that expression – love John Cooper Clarke. My Favourite is TWAT!
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race
Finally.