April 12, 2011

Headline of the Day

Iceland’s penis museum finally gets human specimen

comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on April 12th, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Oh think of the pickup lines

  2. Deron Bauman on April 12th, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    That’s where that went.

  3. Joel Bernstein on April 12th, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    “The 95-year-old Icelander’s pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country’s most bizarre museums.”

    I feel like there’s a tongue twister in there…

  4. Cindy Scroggins on April 12th, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Penny Peeper picked a peck of pickled peenies.

  5. Phil Bebbington on April 12th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    This brings to mind one of my favourite punk poets, John Cooper Clarke. I used to know all his lyrics by heart, perhaps I still do.

    The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. they picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction.

    The Pest.

  6. Phil Bebbington on April 12th, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    I can refresh myself for the next Clusterflockstock, perhaps via video link or something!

  7. Cindy Scroggins on April 12th, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    poodle poker

  8. Phil Bebbington on April 12th, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    I love that expression – love John Cooper Clarke. My Favourite is TWAT!

    Like the shadow of the guillotine
    On a dead consumptive’s face
    Speaking as an outsider
    What do you think of the human race

  9. Michael Lang on April 12th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Finally.

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