April 28, 2011
Fuck it I’ve heard enough, I’m going to make some killer android app that listens to every word you hear and uses Google’s voice recognition shit and some semantic networks and logistic regression crap and fucking starts chirping at you whenever it detects someone is hitting on you, make it look like an incoming call from captain obvious or something. It make take a while to accumulate enough training data to detect every subtle hint but it should pick this one up pretty easily. #
One of the 5,661 comments on From Male Redditors: What are some hints females gave you, but you didn’t get them until after you had your chance?
My most pathetic example:
In college, been hanging out with a guy at a party. When it’s time to go home, he walks me back to my dorm. We’re still talking when we get there, so he walks me upstairs. I’m thinking it’s a little weird, but whatever. He follows me into my room; we’re still talking. Asks, “Hey, are those glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling?”
“Cool! Can I turn out the lights, so I can see them?”
I swear to god, I had
he was flirting with me until he kissed me.